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Open Relationship Gives Couple Freedom To Emotionally Drain Other People From Time To Time

The Onion | January 18, 2025



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Local couple Alison Fry and Peter Hartman told reporters Thursday they have both been pleased since opening up their relationship, saying the exciting new arrangement allowed them the freedom to psychologically wear down other people.

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