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Hello My Beautiful Creatures

Joel Haver | June 20, 2026



A film by Joel Haver and @ericbernhagen

Original Score by @MyKeyTheArtist

Voice Cast
@CarolineReturns
@ItaliaPonticorvo
Larissa Dowling
@mitsy270
@TrentLenkarski
@paulinagregz
@BennyBall
@brittneyraeallday
@mollygarcia
Lars Midthun
Bernard Kung
@MattXShaver
@brookskossover
@RyanTheLeader
@cerspence
@airsoftfatty1234
Sophie Holohan

Listen to the Hello My Beautiful Creatures (Original Soundtrack) – https://open.spotify.com/album/216nRirVRjN1Ivi3puV0ia?si=f36R1N9AQRiJ6Xd4DRYi5A

Other Channels –
Joel Talks About Movies – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTy7s81ii4fe4xNMGFNwYxA
goodlongpee – https://www.youtube.com/c/goodlongpee

Support –
Patreon: https://patreon.com/joelhaver
Paypal: https://bit.ly/2ZI7uff

Social –
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joelhaver
Twitter: https://twitter.com/joelhaver
Drawings: https://www.instagram.com/joeldrawsandwriteshaver
Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/joelhaver

Written by Joel Haver

Comments

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  1. @milkbox103

    June 20, 2026 at 11:25 am

    This was spectacular!!! At the beginning I thought it was going to be mostly live action with minimal stop motion, but holy shit was I proven wrong >:O !! The commitment to a 2hr+ stop motion film is crazy, amazing work everybody! My favourite characters were definitely the squirrels

  2. @SavageSalmon

    June 20, 2026 at 11:25 am

    I originally thought this would just be a nice movie about some toys that helped a guy out, and what I got was so much better. The plot, effects, original soundtrack, voicelines, and everything else were amazing. Thank you.

  3. @goatshield193

    June 20, 2026 at 11:25 am

    The voice acting in this was so good; the guy that takes over as mayor (don't remember his character's name) sounds just like James Stewart so I just pretended it was actually him voicing the character – which made it even funnier to me

  4. @chronos525

    June 20, 2026 at 11:25 am

    This one had a lot of potential but I feel like it went off the rails real quick and just ended up in a toy-based violence nonsense.

    I know I should suspend disbelief, but why was Freddy the only way to take falling damage when multiple people and the dog were all thrown from much higher to the floor and never died from it?

    Also, it would've been way cooler if there were rules (commandments) from God or some kinda explanation for why they were all so against being nude. It doesn't seem like something that toys that came to life would just suddenly recognize, it has to be taught by God. And having exposition around that would've been more interesting. Though, I did notice how the mayor's suspenders were always slipping and had a feeling it meant he would slip out of them.

    There were so many things unexplained. And that can be okay; why are his creatures alive? Where does he get new ones from daily with the suitcase? Why doesn't he realize that the answer to all his problems are right in front of him: he doesn't need a job when he could monetize the sentient creatures that will do his bidding. Easily.

    The string fraying also seemed like Chekov's string, but I thought it was gonna snap and a toy was gonna die somehow. The Tug of War scene confuses me because how does it getting tighter suddenly make it go lower towards his neck…?

    But overall, I just feel like it would've been a much more interesting movie if the connection between God and his Beautiful Creatures was the main storyline and the conclusion to the plot. Having God die erases that possibility and it just devolves into mayhem. I'm at the last 10 minutes as of writing this, but I don't see the movie redeeming itself in that amount of time. (Edit: Finished it, the reveal that the Dad was behind it all didn't do much for me, don't see why he would want to kill his own daughter, talking about power, but what is power when you killed the God that provides you all your food/water and blow up everyone including yourself? Dumb and pointless).

    Overall, I give the creativity a 5/5, but the writing a much, much lower score. Probably 1/5 or 2/5. Dialogue is good as always, so 4/5 or 5/5 there. And just the work that must've went into this is so intensive and unimaginable. That's why I really hoped it would be more in terms of the story; characters that I thought were going to be really important were just randomly killed on a whim and I didn't feel much in terms of the want for revenge or justice, so it was a really long movie that ultimately went nowhere.

    You had me in the first half. Every time a scene involved God, I was on the edge of my seat. I wanted to know what he would say next, how his creatures would interpret it, what they would ask him, how he would address them in his daily speech. The connection between him and his Beautiful Creatures was the movie, and the decision to have God fall into a deep depression after losing his job an essentially just lay in bed for the next 30 minutes of screentime until he's ultimately killed felt like the biggest cop-out I never could've expected.

  5. @blooblooadsbad-zc5xx

    June 20, 2026 at 11:25 am

    The least I can do for such an enriching, whimisical and funny experience is leave this appreciative comment. Thank you for making me laugh for 2 hours and making a film I thought would be wholesome become something else (no spoilers) . Love it. And so technically well done.

    There are so many things I can comment on but the squirrels had me in fits. And the idea of having a humdrum guy be God will stick with me. And Falling Freddy xD.

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