Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
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The Onion News Network’s Karen Christopher takes you Beyond The Facts, ripping open the chest of news to get to the heart of the story.
On this episode, Beyond The Facts talks to the family of missing toddler Aaron Crawford, whose older brother hopes he never comes home.
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@Sean-CPRedacted
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Good Stuff.
@captainobvious9233
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Why did you choose 'Little Brother' over 'Little Sister' ?
@scarlet2583
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
I thought they were going to take it all the way dark and make it clear that Denny is the one who made his brother disappear.
@drinkofwaterplease
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
He's awful young for herpes
@pisces2569
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
As an older sibling with a little brother, Denny is my spirit animal
@PlanetAJ-y9u
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
I think bro got rid of his brother
@BobbieBees
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Well, at least we know who prime suspect #1 is.
@daveys
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
This is every little boy with a younger sibling.
@anaistres3359
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
“He’s so stupid, he can’t even read…”
@britneynicole8903
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Plot Twist: Benny is the one who got his brother kidnapped
@I_Love_Feet
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
2:32 so nice of Elon Musk to make a child so happy
@FamdomLove
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
"Whoever you are you've made one little boy very happy" 😂😂
@CPandCTV
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
(Gasps) Where’s Jean Anne Whorton? She’s been taken away.
@cellytron
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
“It’s just like it was before that stupid baby was born!” is an amazing line
@badbeach99
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Love how the kid doesnt seem sociopathic or anything, he just really hates his stupid brother
@sarahfox3959
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
I wonder if Burke Ramsey has seen this? 😂😂
@wintersbabyy
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Someone should check this child’s closet. His brother is there.
@btdcartoons
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
My older sister was like this when I was born 😂
@FunnyGA1ex
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
He’s the mastermind behind the whole human trafficking operation. I fking knew it
@SlurpingTadpoles
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
I thought this was an actual report for a sec lol- before J saw the name of the uploader 💀
@Lucia-sy7le
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@Google_ai_told_me_my_iq_is155
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Honesty is his strongest suit
@unifiedvision999
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Anyone look under the bed? What's that funny smell?
@RogerZelazny-k1e
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Sibling rivalry is real:)
@777hathor
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Why does this skit come to my mind every time a famous case keeps coming up ❤
@magus104
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
I wonder where he is today
@korosheht5446
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Lil bro is a menace
@sillybabybilly3178
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
joyfully taking his name down from the wall😂
@oriolesfan61
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Denny did it
@racookster
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
After interviewing Denny, I'd search the crawlspace just inside the access point closest to his bedroom window. Bring in the cadaver dogs! I'll bet they wouldn't have to search far.
@Drayfitt
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Plot Twist: The little brother hired the kidnapper.
@MegCazalet
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
1:32 is a great touch.
@robertsatterthwaite8958
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
What a heartwarming story, it brought a tear to my eye. Thoughts and prayers Little Denny.
@thegiantjj
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
1:52 She was too sad to cook until Aaron was born I wonder why..
@Hank_Real
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
wtf is this channel 😭
@sarahrodriguez4040
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
"He's so stupid. He can't even read"- Denny
@KDB11233
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Greg Heffley
@PeterLorimer-ji5ut
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Every time I saw a picture of mine on a milk carton, I would just smile.
@ΤΙΝΜΑΝ
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
1:31 I died when I saw him holding a DS 💀
@John_Locke_108
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
That's they happiest Frodo has ever been.
@sangwani-coder393
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
He's so stupid, he can't even read😂
@afellownerd
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
The reporter asking the big brother questions feels like a multi-choice game where the npc responds the same way to every answer
@sc2758yt
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
Meh
@scolio9528
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
"So arron would never come back" then that glance side to side freaking killed me this kid is too funny
@Hornet_Legion
April 7, 2026 at 9:37 am
This was probably what happened to jon benet ramsey