A Very Fatal Murder Episode 5, Part 2: Did My Police Department Miss Something?
David finally confronts W.O. Calloway about the murder of Hayley Price.
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@thunderatigervideo
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
New theory: a spotted weaver did it. Hailey drowned, right? What more likely culprit than a venomous fish?
@SupremeFenix274
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
What kind of helicopter has a 14 hour flight time? Must be a custom setup. Standard crazy, rich billionaire, I suppose.
@TheRealFallingFist
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
This is genuinely the funniest comedy writing I've experienced in quite some time. Well done guys, god damn
@psuede085
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
It absolutely had to be ETHEL. Ethel was tasked with finding the “perfect murder” but one didn’t exist. So ETHEL MADE one.
@falsemcnuggethope
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
What's all the rope for?
@Aahe42
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
So he didn't do it? but when you think about he is still pretty guilty for not preventing it
@Katanasquirrel87
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
Great, my new vocal stim is going to be "I sleep up in da whirlyburdddds."
@TheFilmFatale
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
Ugh…took me 5 episodes to realize the podcast titular riff is Heaven Can Wait . . . Ok, now I can rest…
@shift_reset
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
Did the guy we spent a series implying was a killer but not in a way we could technically be held liable for kill the victim? No, but don't you think that's strange?
@Speak4Yourself2
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
🔥
@RacecarsAndRicefish
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
somehow we're totally skimming the connection between Callaway and Epstein
@dvdrtrgn
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
Nick Kroll?
@kylepucalik4334
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
Wait. Calloway ACTUALLY didn't kill anyone?! Can't you arrest him for being a gross non-killer or something, Dave?
@incoggneeto6937
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
I'm beginning to believe that it was either David himself, or it might actually have been one of those cases of natural-death-gunshot-stabbing-strangling-drownings you hear about from time to time…?
@AbsolutDog
May 13, 2026 at 7:11 pm
It was the Cop