We Survived 250 Years and All We Got Was Trump
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Video Recorded at Magooby’s Joke House in Baltimore, MD
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
If you want to see me on tour go to https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com limited tickets remaining
@editorbuck
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
"I'm small and have bad eyes"
Josh: I relate.
@peggysmith9706
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Josh, my Dad was almost 101 and they had running water way before he was born! (1920) But my Grandfather used to call the car , the Machine!😂
@AdventuresByGG
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
31:20 lmao didn't he give a thunbs up in little rascals movie? 😂
@burke615
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
31:52 You know what Vanilla Ice is doing. He's rolling in his 5.0. Got the top pulled down so his hair can blow. (Probably while he is ripping off someone else's bass line…)
@MasterBobert
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
What about the sensor activated sinks, where exactly am I supposed to have my hands? Never any consistency in operation.
@Anon-i6o
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
A full hour long set we are being FED
@MichBelgik
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Wow Josh, not doing yourself justice there, what you did with your trauma (bullying) is so much grander than any MMA fighter. You bring so much to the world with your message, i respect that so much more.
@tracyingram1023
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
❤ 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@indoors_too_much
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Shi Ming is the fighter. Wholesome but deadly.
@vickijohnson7712
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
😂😂😂😂😂😂Josh, I laughed so hard because I really think “Double Dutch” every time I see a revolving door.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@NaptimeEnforcer
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Here before this video blows up.
@ingridbartinique9030
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
"Revolving doors are double-Dutch": YES!! 😂
@junebriggs3524
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I don't have a phone 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@MonkeyTookMySpoon
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
How. Could they book Milli Vanilli cuz… they were a fake band to begin with???? It was a scandal when that info came to light in the 90’s! That just don’t make no sense 😂
@WanderingFriendzone
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I don't think Josh will read this comment. But just in case… Revolving door prevents the hot air from scaping the building, so you don't get that rush of cold wind and cuss out every entering/exiting person in the winter. I only know this because we all preferred the regular door next to the revolving door, then management put a sign on the regular door explaining the revolving door.
They forgot to mention the part of not going in together, but we dislike each other enough to not do that.
@Powerplanetforever
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Genius!
@sabin97
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
it should have been 0 years.
but at least drumpf is driving the english empire to the ground.
@victoriaeads6126
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
1:01:07 The way that Josh is mad because he wants them to have more survival instincts is endearing, hilarious, AND exactly what I would expect from him.
@greengrundy1583
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
49:28 actually I think I might trust my doctor more because they were there when it happened 😂😂😂
@Stimparoo
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Josh is my spirit animal.
@TheGreyKami
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
The fight at the whitehouse was already garish, but thinking of the wrecked wing in the background somehow just makes it better. At least the theme matches up.
@DavidLindes
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
45:44 – wait, what? *looks it up*… ok, she really did say that, but to be fair, she was talking about having shown too much mercy with her previous opponents, and basically saying that she'd over-compensated for this knockout. But yeah, still funny. 😅
@dagulshyneshard
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I know there's a billion braiders and twisters out there that would love to get a chance to update his hair. ❤
@POTATOEMPN
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
39:24 At this point this is on her. She could have just said no at the beginning. Instead of doing all these weird secondhand not very obvious, not very clear ways…. She just keeps going around in this rigmarole of not saying what she means to say. This dude is also dumb as hell but like come on you could have just said no. No. Hoping to depend on not having a phone working, just say no. Jesus fucking Christ
@Therese-1001
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Revolving door stupid. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@one_mel_swoop
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
"WHAT is this?" took me ALL the way out
@GoodToGoKL
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Literally the best weekly update on the state of affairs to laugh to instead of cry to. Thank you Josh.
@juschu85
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
17:03 You can't even agree on history that happened 6 years ago.
@mrhombregordo9556
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
💯😭
@MisTikkalRosy
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Thank you sunshine, you made my day AGAIN. Big warm cyber hug from Oz. Oh and btw, Extra Happy Josh day to all, let's hope it does become a worldwide happy day S>O>O>N!
@ohjinmyoung7350
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Trump think hes a roman emperor and he needs to keep the starving masses entertained with a gladiator fight
@CallMeCrazyCallMePoor
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
"I tricked them fair and square.
How dare you not honor your word,
You fell for a ruse!"
@starShadowe
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
41:11 trumps lineup of choice would probably consist of elvis, diddy, kid rock, and some other predator
@BaldAndCurious
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
47:15 she's a doctor? that is the MOST DANGEROUS fighter you can come up against i think. She know how the body works… and how to make it NOT work.
@benjaminrhodes4328
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Is somebody who was born in Oklahoma. The as Oklahoma as possible comment took me out. 😂😂
@Зол.Э
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Remember all the talk "civilisation only lives 250 years" well, shit.
@donnam8221
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
The MMA fighter Josh is describing….is he describing Toph Bei Fong!?
@rainevasquez662
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
isnt millie vanilli german?
@lackeyreader
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
The fact that dumpster fire thinks he can get anyone who is an actual artist that is good is ridiculous. He can only get the ones no one cares about.
@makaveliuk86
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Wish I knew which fight you heard a fighter sayin "ooh you strong"….👀🤔😂😂
@amylumbard3615
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
49:48 in, wow this is so layered already Josh your are one talented comedian (favourite, yes I’m in the UK 🇬🇧 that’s how we spell it, comedian ever..) I’ve been in and outta hospital since Friday morning, thank god for free healthcare, long waiting though, organs failing, but I’m so petty I’m staying alive and being in so much pain with pancreatitis stage 3 liver disease NAFLD etc got rid of my sepsis in my bloodstream, but I want to see Trump impeached and Epstein class held accountable, and watch every immigrant that are in your concentration camps set free, 90% are good people and of them do the work, hard work long hours the jobs you wouldn’t do, farmers are also going bankrupt and China is buying the land, why?? and AI date centres (Uk spelling) centers for American 🇺🇸 spelling! This will kill the planet it needs water to cool them down its world surveillance so no trees, animals or humans except a hundred guarded them then , that’s what the next few years will look like and billionaires already have bought “back up countries to live in, or Ivanka island etc, Isn’t there anything more people can do, spread the word, Trump has divided the world 🌍 this is bad, Iran has a nuclear deal with Putin , we are so fucked!!! He ripped up Obama deal, even WHO now, and we have a new Ebola strain that has no cure and Hantavirus is 40% mortality rate that you’ve never seen before and now we are having super spreader events guys, this is bad.Why aren’t heads rolling? In the Trump regime? King Charles has tried very hard with his visit with cancer trying to give speeches to inspire and be a free country and even stripped his brother of all titles Prince and military also and allowed him to be arrested and Peter Mandelson also.. where’s the accountability it all points back to Trump being a heavily compromised person to certain countries… need I say more? Wake the fuck up people! This isn’t going ok and he killed the new supreme leader father and apparently he is worse than his father was so that’s fantastic 👏 with Iran 🇮🇷 right now and killing their school children, blowing up boats, wanting to invade Cuba, Greenland, come on guys how the fuck did Americans think this guy would help them? Really? 🤔 even Epstein said he was the worst person he ever met in his life, so that’s saying something surely? A poor dog is with the groomer , Maxwell! What’s going on, now America 🇺🇸? 🤦♀️then I can finally die a happy woman! Please 🙏
@rustywirestudio556
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I was gonna say a Pontiac up on blocks.
@journeyman1126
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
56:43 I was just there and it looks trashy as hell, don't worry.
It's a conglomeration of trumped up projects so that he can put a 10 foot fence around the place.
Humvees with machine gun turrets posted on corners, secret service vehicles everywhere and guys that look like merc's covered in tattoos in full combat kit in secret service uniforms posted at the gates.
He doesn't need a buick on blocks.
@JayGurley
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I would really, honestly love it if the popcorn smacking in the intro were quieter or just plain gone. The animation is cute, but the sound…
@CheyBot81
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
I was 33 when my great grandma Ruth died at 99. She helped raise us and I miss her everyday 🥹
We have a picture of 5 generations of females. I can't wait to see her again!
@osiris2918
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
18:32 My wife went to school in rural MO. Their history teacher just kinda made stuff up apparently and she didn't know how bad the gaps were until much later.
@samiraquinn
June 10, 2026 at 6:01 pm
Ohio public school teacher here, and you don't know how accurate you are in how clueless most of us are about the way things work (adults too!) I'm wheezing. "Which part of Florida are you from?" Omg, I had to pause the video to get that laugh out. ❤
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