The UN Caused Headaches Even Tylenol Couldn’t Fix
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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the now viral moments from the address to the United Nations and the press conference where claims to links in pregnant women taking acetaminophen and children being diagnosed with autism were made.
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Video Recorded at Cobb Energy PAC in Atlanta, GA
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Hi Friends we’re almost at 2 million Friends which is truly mind blowing. Thank you all so much 💐
@lindathalman3506
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Tip: only women should teach math. 7th grade new math – woman teacher – I got A's. Algebra 8th grade – man teacher – D's and C's. 9th grade – man teacher C's and finally a B! Damn all those letters and symbols in math other than add, subtract, multiply and divide. I'm a linguist and retired teacher of English as a Foreign Language. Sure as can be I didn't and don't need algebra or geometry in my day to day life. You make me laugh so much Josh.
@amandasylvester8624
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
An escalator can never break…. it can only become stairs
@LesleeScopick
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
How was that possible?
I saw it live too!
And, I'm thinking RFKJ is taking that liquid silver that makes people turn blue!
That cult leader od herself accidentally.
She was thinking it was making her healthy!
She was really blue!
@LauraT-tq2kb
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Trump not saying the name of the drug:
https://youtu.be/quxW1V8Hwlg?si=SRZtihk49z05RY_6
@jonathanplooij3666
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
I feel sad for all the people who didn't vote for the orange epstein friend and still have to suffer the stupidity.
@taylorkeane2295
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
The US is the hottest country because TRUMP IS BURNING IT DOWN
@cletusyesk
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
The audience didn't laugh at "Dr. Ozymandias" as much as it deserved.
I am not only laughing, I salute you 👏
@desi1790
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Dr Scholls has more credibility then Oz or Phil
@filthybonnet
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
My orchestra teacher in middle school when I was in 8th grade often snapped. He'd sometimes walk out of the classroom for like 10 minutes. One day though he was trying to explain something to the cellos and the rest of the orchestra wouldn't stop talking, he yelled "Will you shut up!" and slammed his fist down on his conductor stand. The whole room went silent. He then said, "I think I broke it." A couple of the violinists were like "Mr. Jensen you're funny." We came in the next day and his forearm was in cast. I felt horrible because I was teacher's pet.
@jasmindisney8787
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
19:01 They must not have had a banger for him like boot-edge,edge. He was so proud of that one, had to tell everyone how to say it (like we were the ones who didn't know)
@elizabethwilliams8664
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
You are amazing Josh😂😂😂😂😂
@Jo4d5j
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
I had to go watch the clip 😅 dude really said "well, let's see how we say that" 😅😅😅 omfg 🤣
@chrisbrink9873
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
You were, and are hilarious in all of your stuff. I laugh way too much. When you hit the part about the teacher using a 'fart spray' on the students; I fucking lost it. I don't know how many grown adults have their family come check if they were OK because they were laughing so loud. Good stuff brother!
@rob.editss
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
The tylenol ceo having war flashbacks to the tylenol murders
@danieljob3184
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Someone should have coached him with flashcards of a chair, some guys praying & a dolphin swimming.
A seat – amen – a fin…
Ohhhh! 😮
@i.tsunami4258
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Shout out to the Flower Girls 🌹💐🌹💐🌹💐🌷🌹🌷🌹🌷🌹🌷🪻🌹🪻🌹🪻🌹⚘️🌹⚘️🌹⚘️🌹⚘️
@livc5703
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
you're hysterical 😂😂
@This.Handle.Is.Taken.Already
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Remember when he wanted to stop testing for covid so the number of cases would go down?
@JackHallowLantern
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
As an autistic, I'm going to clear something up rn: it's a genetic disorder. You do not get it from pills, or shots, or chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. You are just born with it, the way some people are born with brown skin or blue eyes. It's just another way for a brain to be wired, not some contagious disease that turns children disabled in the dark of the night. Don't listen to the clown in the White House, don't listen to the rest of his circus. They have an agenda to push. I'm actually autistic, and I just want comfy sweaters and headphones and black-out curtains.
@joshyoung1440
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
A CENTIPEDE A HEN
@markpilon-t5d
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
TRUMP KNOWS BIGLYIST WORDS
@markpilon-t5d
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Did you know that tylenol is 85 %made in canada 🇨🇦. That's why. No other reason. Just excuses. Donald doesn't know the difference between an excuse and a reason. Never taught to him.
@Laeiryn
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
if I look good in the bodice, do I have to be a girl to pass out flowers at your shows?
@RainbowFishSaysHello
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Trump was the one suggesting people inject disinfectant to protect against covid…
@suranijoshua
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
As a teacher, I suddenly have a vision of telling students at the beginning of the year "Listen, when I'm stressed I fart – and it SMELLS. Imma just tell you straight out. So if you don't want to smell it – follow directions the first time." And then have a little remote control for the fart spray in your pocket, and a truly noxious little gadget under the back of your shirt. Never let on its fake – its just a genuine medical condition. Yes, this has possibilities…definite possibilities…*hand on chin*
@darrylbroddie6516
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
I CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE A YOUTUBER & YOU ARE STUGGING WITH LIVE TRYING TO MAKE $ ON HERE!!!!! BUT A MAN WITH YOUR WELTH ASKING PEOPLE TO JOIN AND PAY YOU FOR A JOKE!!!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE & I WILL UNSUBSCRIDE & NEVER HEAR YOU SPEAK AGAIN!!! I HAVE BEEN TO TWO OF YOUR SHOWS & WILL NEVER GO TO ANOTHER ONE EVER!!! PEOPLE OUT HERE STRUGGLING & YOU ARE ASKING THEM TO PAY FOR A JOKE????????? YOU ARE A GREEDY PERIOD & ONE DAY YOUR SHIT WILL CRASH OUT JUST LIKE THE OTHER SELFISH RICH BUT GREEDY PEOPLE! YOU HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE SO WAKE YOUR GREEDY ASS UP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
@AprilVC
February 24, 2026 at 1:50 pm
Covid was crazy. They handed my second grader a laptop and told her to go to school remotely… When I still had to go into work. She had never touched a laptop in her life.
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