New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations
Season 2 Preview – Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.
@AaronDurr
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Musical turnip
@slacker1
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
I read the Peer Review of "Clockwork Orange."
Stimulating
It had similar results.
@Fester_
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Chocolate, tubs of ice cream . More nice taste, more not less. More !
@Greenscyth22
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Ozempic move over
@christopherp.hitchens3902
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
If you want to lose weight…go to Olive Garden!
@johnmacaroni105
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
F,,k that, McDonald's is already mad enough. 😂
@erinwitt472
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
0:57 WTF IS THAT!?
@RyanMathews-ld7hi
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Another classic title from the onion. Give me your onion brain.
@DustyHoney
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
These pills made me hallucinate food was spiders. Now whenever I go by a dusty barn I totally binge.
@philipstevenson5166
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
wont work – people will discover binge drinking with chips
@Ar_Ator
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
This will be Ozempic in 2026
@TheRealNewWhirledOrder
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
"all the food on the planet"
I have NEVER seen any evidence of a whirling, twirling, hurling, hurtling, wibbling, wobbling, zipping, zooming, rushing, rolling, twisting, turning, spinning and spiraling space ball, spherical "planet" earth and NEITHER HAS ANYONE ELSE.
@BambinaSaldana
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Ok but this is actually such a good story idea tbh
@daviddelgado6090
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
When that head of lettuce started mocking me I took a weekend getaway to the Caribbean. No way I'm staying in the same apartment until that lettuce dies.
@-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
YouTube's auto-generated captions thinks the drug is called "hello sex."
@StoutShako
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
I'd unironically consider it.
@nicklee3769
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
I need it. Fuck, I need it.
@Preston241
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Clash of the titans: Big pharma vs the food lobby.
@John-xl1tj
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Mr Peanut! Idaho Potato! Run for your lives!
@PengwinGaming205
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
My uncle tried using this once, he suddenly became very antisocial.
@krishnachaitanyagv5065
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Comically misunderstood Ozempic
@daan9094
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
comedy used to be better
@sisyphus.333
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
nikocado if he was able to actually lose weight
@adrestia11811
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Sausage Party?
@t-bag32
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
jesus christ. this is literally 2024. ketamine.
@soarrefly
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
"I'm sorry potato salad" 😂
@TheMrsmartass13
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
The guy who punched the burger is a warrior at heart, dude saw something terrifying and punched it to pieces till running away
@donnjb83
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
This was based on a dumb 80s show episode i saw, was it tales from the dark side?
@DocDocGoose15
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
This drug is a miracle! My uncle used to have a serious overeating problem, but now whenever food is around he curls up into the fetal position and quietly sobs in the corner while begging for mercy!
@BusterGuts572
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
I'd try it.
@danbanrock2
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
They'll be trialling something similar as an aversion treatment soon, with the owners and drivers of non-electric cars and recreational vehicles being prescribed this by their doctors and shrinks.
The pharmacy product is called Carex, and it's likely to create a huge dent in the gasoline vehicle market.
@luckless9487
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
This is just my life as an anorexic
@AllanGarrett-gj7ik
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
I have laughed at this for two days, really helped me shed the pounds
@nextchapterwithletty
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Is this a JOKE
@GBart
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Ah so they've been watching YogLabs
@kevintse2870
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Wow and this basically came true with Ozempic.
@rachelmcdonough1506
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Watching this hits different with an eating disorder 😂😢
@heylooka
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Imagine not ever having heard of the Onion nor knowing its satire and seeing this video and just trying to reconcile what humanity is doing.
@noraoraoraoraora
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
shiiiit id buy it
@joker9in
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
So basically like the movie sausage party?
@cynthiaholland13
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Where can I sign up for this next reiteration of Ozempic😂
@teaguejelinek4038
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
Sorry about this potato salad. I rlly am
@somecargoship
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 pm
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