SPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters’ Genetic Code
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Video game customization reaches new heights in ‘The Elder Scrolls Online’ thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character’s bones, flesh, and nervous system. (Brought to you by Bethesda)
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@s373MD
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
professional spore
@consumerofglitter
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
The way I would fw this game so hard tho … Perfect autism game
@Dilligara
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
I love onion so freakin much
@JamesJimmyMcGill
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
You can do this is Creatures :]
@nullboi365
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
https://youtu.be/PgowBLb4sKw?si=oVNg2Or9wmuDRm0L
@KahelFianza
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
💀
@kakoroto8278
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
чёрт как мы дошли с этого до нынешнего всё просрано
@Bmoreflow
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
I’ve played eso since launch never ran into this video hilarious
@Notfrankwoods
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Is this real
@martins3562
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Why am i been recommended this 11 years later?
@onlykflow
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
conveniently doesn‘t show the gender options
@TheDHGP
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
As large as an ocean, as deep as a puddle.
You can do all the mental gymnastics you want with that statement, to fit YOUR narrative, but in essence, it is what it is.
A shallow husky of nothing.
@whade62000
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Rookie TTRPG designers be like:
@gna250
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
the pure amount of blackpill would be CRAZY
@not_thomas8249
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
this was ahead of it's time
@Halcon_Sierreno
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Talk about playing god.
@MackWilsons-r5s
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Can wait to play as a Hybrid male and female om this game.
@partonknight9882
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
I can't believe we need physical doctor degree to play the game smh my head😮
@Chikaras086
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
I'm sure some nerd out there would want this while still griping about how Dragon Age has non-binary options.
@monikamorningstarshadlo4129
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
If only this wasn’t a joke
The horrors I would create
@Exogeologist-z3h
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
dwarf fortress moment
@DamplyDoo
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
Wow that Ukraine "top news" at the beginning his differently nowadays
@Kaesar1984
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
i need it
@SevenCometStarchild
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
I love The Onion but I feel called out since I have always wanted something is in depth in a game! 😭
@sevenstone3604
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
😂 good troll
@pogg6327
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 am
if a game in this concept existed there would probably be a guy who would put 2000 hours into it and design the most genetically perfect superhuman character😭
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