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When the Restaurant is Missing Silverware

Drew Talbert | March 9, 2026



Terry really thought this plan was gonna work.

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  1. @michiganscythian2445

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    To be fair, my one great grandmother constantly stole utensils, shakers, cloth napkins, sugar packets, etc from restaurants. We dropped her off at her home after her birthday dinner to see her empty a purse full of forks, Parmesan cheese shakers, salt and cloth napkins

  2. @Pog_Mo_Thoin

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    You know I just have to say Nicole is my favorite along with pickles everyone’s great of course but those two are my favorite. Ruby’s pretty hot too.

  3. @alwest4472

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Ok but cool for terry immediately being like “that solves the problem… damn guess I’d not bother making y’all get dirty” like damn

  4. @scottdilly7975

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Thing is tho the magnet thing on the trash lids don't work all the time if people lazily throw garbage on top of it making it stockpile into a huge mess.

  5. @DanielHarrington-o2f

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    The fact that terry has the audacity to try to make them sift through the trash for silverware when he just sits on his ass in his office doing nothing except D1 glazing the customers is actually wild

  6. @fablethewolf825

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Yeah, the place I used to work at had one of those. Pain in the ass to keep reaching into the muck to get the silverware and some still disappeared, but it usually served it's purpose.

  7. @Captain_Bob

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Nicole just saved Terry from a server hitting the restaurant with a lawsuit, after sifting through the trash and getting stabbed with a needle.

  8. @alexreeves5947

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Another solution: check your plates for cutlery before scraping them??? As a waiter I can’t imagine throwing away knives and forks and ramekins- it’s practically second nature to pick off cutlery then scrape.
    I’m not saying no one can ever accidentally toss a fork, but c’mon, it’s the bare minimum as a waiter 😂

  9. @smirbelbirbel

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    For once I'm with Terry. 😅 Wasting silverware by being careless enough to throw it in the trash is ridiculous.
    Now, taking some home? That's not a waste.

  10. @scharton23086

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Or how about this: stop being lazy and take the silverware off before you clean the plate. I’ve worked in food service. Not throwing awaysilverware is not rocket science.

  11. @ressaH-1985

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    When I visited my mom's as a child, she had Swiss Chalet silverware, and other things from Swiss Chalet also. That was the time she had been a server at Swiss Chalet, she did not last long. I remember telling her it was wrong. She replied that it was parting gifts. Sure.

  12. @Assuredtheory

    March 9, 2026 at 7:05 am

    Just so who ever reads this knows its not the dryer that steals stuff from your load its the washer. Seriousy, this isnt a joke your washer is the one stealing your stuff

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