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Well That Was a Surprise

Josh Johnson | July 18, 2026



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Video Recorded at Rodney’s in New York, NY

Animation by Luke Stone

Written by Josh Johnson

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  1. @benevolentrobotoverlords

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    Had to pause at 30:10 — Josh, if you don’t know what’s in crack, it’s quite simple. It’s cocaine, which is technically cocaine hydrochloride, and that’s it. And then if you mix that with baking soda (which is sodium bicarbonate) and add some heat, you produce sodium chloride (table salt) plus purified cocaine (which is a base, not an acid or salt, thus “free base”) or crack. This is just a smokable form of cocaine. It’s the exact same drug as the smokable form but socioculturally has more associations with white people, which is why under Reagan they had the 1986 Anti-Drug Abuse Act which led to 100x harsher penalties for crack versus powder cocaine. The Fair Sentencing Act of 2010 passed under Obama reduced that to 18:1, but that’s still unreasonable for a drug that is identical other than the route of administration, like they don’t punish people more for smoking black tar heroin (opium) versus snorting or smoking different formulations of the same drug…

  2. @AllisonRoseMusics

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    I used to work in a hotel at the border of Yellowstone national Park, and every day tourists would ask us "what time do you let the animals out?"

    We are that far removed from nature that people frequently thought we controlled the whole animal population like it was a zoo the size of a state lol.

    I also witnessed people following bear cubs (dear Lord never do that) and saw a family try to lift their kid into a bison for a picture before the ranger started screaming at them. Wild.

  3. @fabrisseterbrugghe8567

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    From looking after an aged parent, I was shocked to find out that UTIs can cause balance issues leading to falls. But to be frank, I don't want to think about how Mitch McConnell acquired a UTI. *shudder

  4. @BreitheNua

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    I was so happy to hear thaf Lindsey Graham died. I was freaking ECSTATIC when I heard the cause of death was aortic dissection though. That's usually agonizingly painful. Just in case there's no hell, at least he probably went out in some pain 😀

  5. @clayandros2038

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    I find it funny that i searched youtube for the video of the man getting chased and several that popped up are women climbing fences and posing with dangerous animals. Its like youtube just wanted to disagree with josh' joke

  6. @bigbird2451

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    200? Screw that. I'm tired and just waiting for the end… And Lindsey Grahm? He was a closeted gay man who made SO MANY LAWS to stay closeted and harm other gay people!

  7. @lib9849

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    The description of Mitch McConnell’s voice sounding like “a princess kissed a frog who then turned into a senator” is such an accurate representation!

  8. @jennifera4350

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    My 2 favorite (true) stories are the pilot sucked out, on top of the plane, unconscious, his clothing caught on something… and they land eventually and he lived!! Also a woman who fell out of a plane at 30,000 feet or something and lived!!

  9. @tiny99990

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    If you are dumb enough to crawl into an encloser with an animal that can kill you at the zoo, I am okay if you die, and if you call for help I will actively find a megaphone and advertise to everyone around that you chose this, that you purposefully went in there and CHOSE to 'play' with that animal, no one else should be endangered by your stupidity and that includes the animal that is going to kill you.

  10. @Lprsti999

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    Dude's thinking "Yo, real respect real, that croc will absolutely chill with me!"

    The problem is, real DOES respect real, he just ain't as real as that croc and doesn't realize it.

  11. @007nadineL

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

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  12. @Bugnacious

    July 18, 2026 at 6:25 am

    That's just how animals work. A lot like us, in that regard! Sometimes they're just too tired to deal with someone getting a little too close for comfort, and sometimes their testosterone is way above baseline and they see someone doing nothing across the room and decide "oh I got to beat his ass"

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