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the poopie show | June 22, 2026



a compilation of the saddest animal facts/stories i’ve come across in the last few months.

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  1. @French364

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    I think pandas where selectively breed by the Chinese in the last 100 years. No ancient art exists of them or record. They just showed up not long ago. They are basically fake 😂

  2. @utkugokoglu8811

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    also species arent miserable or underperforming just because only a few species exists within its genus. for example silverfish thrive but there are like 3 members in their clade.

  3. @Modikie

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    13:55 honestly, this checks out for Crows. They’re smart, they must not waste time being sad while there’s a secret killer that could get any one of them!

  4. @pyromaniac000000

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    Elephants actually are known to frequently return to the locations of deceased elephants even several years after they have died, simply to pay respects to the dead. It really is insane just how aware of death elephants are!

  5. @NavnikBHSilver

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    Cats are such a menace to birds. If cats weren't roaming outside in urban areas we'd have loads more birds and some endangered or extinct species would still be plentiful.

  6. @ChronoSquare

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    These are just the extinctions we are able to witness. Only God knows how many animals – and non animals – have had their genetic diversity expunged from the Earth record over the course of its existence. The fossil record is like finding only two nickels as evidence that the United States Dollar economy existed. Probably.

    Look into the Earth disaster cycle. Magnetic pole flips, every 6,000 years, and we're about to undergo another shift. So many animals utilize the magnetic pole for navigation, some are inevitably going to not survive as a whole. Humans don't innately sense the planetary magnetism, but I bet you my PC that we will almost go extinct within another couple of decades. Goodbye animation. Goodbye knowledge of the sunbear. Goodbye politicians. Sayonara anime, video games, and contemporary hentai art.

  7. @HMSBomber1

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    Fuck being sad, there was a bear raised by an polish artillery division in(I’m pretty sure) WW2, they raised it on milk and honey, it drank beer, smoked cigarettes, wrestled with the other soldiers, and carried shells and ammo boxes during combat. When when officers found out they told them they couldn’t keep pets, so the gave the bear the rank of private, making them not a pet, but an official member of the team

  8. @bobbyd.3405

    June 22, 2026 at 9:02 pm

    I find myself caring less and less about species that poof off the planet forever.. They had their run, they didn't make it; oh well, that sucks, but there's a billion billion Other species still here, and resources are finite, so like.. less mouths to feed? Nice! owo

    Especially if it's a creature that could maul you into pulp.. Like, "Oh no, we lost the Tasmanian tiger! This is such a travesty!" But like.. Y'all seen a Tasmanian tiger?.. That sucker would end you o__o

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