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Theo Tries Cocaine for the First Time — Runs 11 Miles

Theo Von Clips | April 21, 2026

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  1. @RespectfullyConcernedCitizen

    April 21, 2026 at 5:45 am

    I’m pretty much positive that Theo has actually done less coke than the average frat boy, yet talks about it more than almost any famous person in history. We get it dude — you tried coke for a short season and liked it.

  2. @stefanangelovski4037

    April 21, 2026 at 5:45 am

    Cocaine is good for beginners and the hype and in first months you remember you had euphoria good time but its not coming at you anymore no matter how much you do abstinence recover your dopamine receptors you never feel it like first couple times,

  3. @JudgeDredd_

    April 21, 2026 at 5:45 am

    First time I tried it I was playing COD on PC. I got up, tried it, sat back down to play, lasted 10 seconds before I stood up and gave my friend the keys to my car, I told him where I was running to, and to meet me in 10 minutes. I ran down the street and around the corner like I never had before hahahahhahahahaha. It was late probably midnight or something.

  4. @exzisd

    April 21, 2026 at 5:45 am

    It's both hilarious and sad to picture someone running a marathon and stopping in the middle of it on some railroad tracks to take a few keybumps lol.

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