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The Twilight Saga is a MESS

gabi belle | November 13, 2025

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  1. @Unknownserver-t9r

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Charlie is the most underrated and best character
    ALSO LOVE THE BEATLES POSTER IN THE BACK
    TEAM EDWARD
    Also the creepiest baby I’ve ever seen
    Why Twilight? Why not name it pedophiles in each corner?

  2. @Bubblegumdum

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Breaking Dawn was the book I couldn’t finish because it was so boring. And the biggest issue I have is that we are locked in Bella’s perspective so if and when anything cool or interesting happens to other characters we only hear about it we don’t get to experience it. 🤦‍♀️

  3. @gentlerat

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    As much as I would critique the series for other things, the Cullens’ hobby is playing baseball and the Blacks’ hobby is jumping off cliffs.They have family activities.

  4. @gabiiiank

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    11:54 YES WE DO SELL CHESS IN BRAZIL IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO COME BY, if your're in the Amazon, sure, but Manaus, the capital of the Amazon is enourmous I'm pretty sure you can find the game in there lol

  5. @gabiiiank

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Being a 12 year old brazilian reading this crap all the way back got me so much, why the hell are they in Rio for? And how come they just cross an entire continental-size country to go to the Amazon? WHY THOUGH

  6. @stephanski

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Vampires and werewolves are apparently natural enemies, and Jacob said werewolves can't control who they imprint on. It just doesn't make sense that he would imprint on a newborn vampire hybrid.

  7. @EricOfTheArts

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    I will get into this fandom for the sole purpose of writing a fic where everything past the first time she met alice was all one of her visions. Then Bella nopes right out of both relationships, finishes high school, goes to college, and dates Alice.

  8. @Chrisseruss

    November 13, 2025 at 7:52 am

    Alice and Jasper left the Cullen's because they wanted to basically search the ends of the Earth to find another vampire-human hyprid to show the Volturi.

    Alice was also aware that Aro had a specific interest in her ability to see the future as he was infamous for "collecting" vampires with high power from well established covens. He had no powers like Alice and he wanted her desperately.

    From what I remember, if she couldn't find another hybrid, by not being with the Cullen's she may make them less of a target. But luckily she found one.

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