The Louvre Heist: A True Work of Art
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Video Recorded at The Palace Theatre in Stamford, cT
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
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@ennanitsua
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
My favorite comedy is the kind where colonialism and hypocrisy are the butt of the joke. This is going in my favorites with Trevor Noah's stuff ❤
@jacktowers7533
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
4:09 I low key love how Josh keeps making these breaks to unnecessarily explain slang cuz he knows a good 40-60% of his audience is whites
@k.a.4522
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
When are people going to stop and ask themselves why SO many people are using substances to escape reality? I don't just mean right now but for decades!!!!!
@bri0n21
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
I wish I could like this more than once
@sKitZoBonKa
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Or you could just not do it😂
@sKitZoBonKa
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Take a piece of glass home😂
@sKitZoBonKa
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Josh seems forever 18😂
@Reynardmartin1
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Not me thinking how hard would it be to cosplay as brinks for a heist because by Josh's description they sound like the perfect modus operati for a heist.
@Persephone-t5b
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Brilliant as usual.
@msfiregreen2828
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Excellent
@lindathalman3506
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Brilliant: the thieves stole "French crown jewels" that France stole from most likely African countries or any place they had plundered in colonial times. You nailed it Josh! Kudos.
@RainbowFlowerCrow
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Commenting for the algorithm 🎉 This guy is smart and funny.. So glad that someone recorded his channel!
@MsJoancj
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Lol. I worked security in a DC museum for several years. I can definitely attest to ALL of that. 😂😂😂😂
@excrubulent
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
9:08 "Like, just in the past few days…"
There are multiple wacky, memorable stories, there's a theme, a throughline, callbacks, it's heartfelt, and it's 43 minutes of hilarious stand-up, and he wrote it, memorised it and performed it, immaculately, FRESH, in a FEW DAYS.
@greerstirling9665
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
That robbery was commissioned, the jewels will not be melted down, some billionaire is touching them and themselves as I type this.
@MsProfK
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
My daughter is 10 and she LOVES JOSH she wants to watch him every night
@MsProfK
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
13:01
@peachmilkshake_
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
The way Stephen Miller had Jake Tapper visibly GAGGED. 😂😂😂😂 "The leader of the free world" and "should assert themselves" are two phrases that should not be in the same sentence together
@hankspalding4433
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Thank you Josh for keeping your routines up-to-date for viewing I appreciate you so much your comedy and your structure are awesome dude keep it up brother 💪🎉😅😇🎨🎼📚✍️😂🌹❤️🔥💖
@lynemac2539
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
They should search Mara-Lago, especially the bathrooms.
@effy2848
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@murkdurk8961
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Funny how you endorse criminals.
You shouldn't be able to make money with this mindset.
@NamiSparrow
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
I’m Indian and when I heard about the heist I was (1) super amused and (2) fully unsympathetic. Ahahahha truly an amazing set the full circle moment was astonishing I love this so much keep up the awesome work Josh. Lowkey the only way I’ve been hearing the news lately is through your sets cuz if I can’t laugh about it I’ll lose jt
@reynardgordon3751
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
I believe James Acaster said it best…”Finders keepers…shut up”
@tristanklaverweide6499
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Forgot for a sec how dope Fab is…
@MikeFox-nz2nj
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Shoutout to the audiences that show up who gets the ins and outs of the joke. Love the timing…. “You’re Good you’re good….. Nooo you’re good…”
@AnalisaLove1986
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Yep! Retired Paramedic now I do security, and this is so hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️ but yes our job is basically observe and report, and occasionally be a well paid Canary “canary in a coal mine” 😂😂😂
@ModernStandUp_26
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamiepender6667
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
did he just say they were wearing a dessert?
@siania001
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Brilliant! Hilarious!😂
@jonbondy
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Brilliant irony, well timed. Kudos
@ProjectRedfoot
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Thats a hell of a closer
@RaspberryMint_1
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
40:34 I remember checking to see if they got anything from India and a LOT of the big diamonds in the set, stolen or not, are from india
What are we a fucking jewelry store?
@frank.DJxNaudio909
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
The only Museum that u will very rarely to even never see an issue even with climate protesters involved is the Vatican. Since it’s own mini country and laws I’ve seen many armed guards around that place. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind pistol whipping a person attempting to violate their relics.
@princessmiya3442
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Not calling the cops to the stash house😂
@theshamrockmachine
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
I watch Josh so much that I've started to say, "That's wild!"….
So much that my husband, who 'doesn't', has also started to say it! 😂
@williamwatkins8344
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
Go to the Picasso museum instead
@mylovesoldmybody
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
I'm supposed to be in hospital . I enjoyed some if this so much . I don't no how long il be here n it sucks I got stop the show what a great new comedian.
Part with the robbery was damn great til I realised police don't do whole lot here . I'm a victim n get picked on and bullied worse I done us swear to myself or back at someone bullying me I talk to myself n stuff I learnt that as a way to get out some anger sometimes cuz I'm really a gentle person . I'm dying . N it makes me sad for anyone who thinks there's good people here I'm sure someone somewhere night be but I'm let down by this society I'm heart broken . I have had addictions etc I detoxed alone on the streets they pushed me to it just to attack me in sleep omg I want be hospital n they should want to help me by law they have too why do I feel like they won't . Oh yeh cuz they didn't listen with the smoke I had that blew my throat ten times bigger than it's normal size I was sent home they new I had people trying to drop me while I was home less I loved this place . 😢 I love this comedian it's not fair I have a character n no-one even wants me act like me so they chase ne around so I hurt my legs so they laugh it's putrid place for someone who needs good people right ? Tommoeiw I can go and I am to hospital no matter what they got in store for me
@bonganisibeko-c7f
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
i started following Josh this year, damn i missed out a lot
@MisTikkalRosy
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
You are one of a kind Josh. This was so clever and funny. Hugs from Oz. I Love how you tie it all together. (I'm not at all surprised to hear you visit art galleries/museums wherever you go.)
@msutter22
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
As the French would say….. "Touché" 😂👏
@carriejohnson7757
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 pm
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰
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