Tech Titans. Tiny Thinking. Will AI Save or Sink Us?
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Video Recorded at Hollywood Casino in Charles Town, WV
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Hi Friends, I’m planning my next tour. Drop your city 👇
@jennycadot3635
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@n4musica
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
I truly feel like there’s a threshold to how fancy things can be. Which is yet another reason why being a billionaire is stupid. Like I was lucky enough to go with my friend to a resort in Bali – one that apparently the kardashians frequent (she’s a master with travel credit card points and she got a discount to this resort).
It was just as nice, maybe a hair less nice, than a Hilton beach resort I stayed at in Hainan, China. I was flabbergasted.
@crimsonchaosred
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Arthur Morgan once said. “You sir, are a fish.”
@llm7013
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
"What are you going to do with all your money? If it's just make more money, we don't need you."
THIS. 100%. ❤❤❤❤
@windwalker9508
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Josh's texts are genius <3
@DeathByNumberzz
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
PLEASE COME BACK TO CALGARY AB! I was the girl in the front with the loud, slightly unhinged laugh. You and your opener looked both confused and entertained XD
@monty6491
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Elon is the silicon valley tech bro equivalent of the chimpanzee-typewriter-Shakespeare principle. Given a large enough sample size of egotistical entrepreneurs with enormous appetite for risk, one of them is bound to fail upwards eventually
@meadowlarkb.427
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
@annrobinson9526
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
❤️❤️❤️
@BlueSky83677
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
You got me, "At maybe I hope you do." I also don't care if someone has a yacht. Morally—I care about they do with excess wealth. "Money corrupts, power corrupts more, absolute power—absolutely corrupts." (Lord Acton, British Historian.)
@FadingVitals
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
I don’t want to be rich!
Money makes you a worse person!
And I’m pretty alone with not wanting to be rich! Sadly
@Cashback0
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Bro. Your beef is with the water, not with the rich man having money owning yacht. You can't swim, so you see any water activity pointless. Stereotype confirmed.
@BillyBedlam85
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
10:08 elan smart but he's not a genius, a genius knows when they are out of their depth. See phollipeans diver he called a chomo for saying his one man sub idea was silly lol
@BikeStandByMe
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
AI is for the incompetent. Most of it is shit.
@marciabrabbs5284
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Would love to see you come to Muswell Hill and appear at Ally Pally (Alexandra Palace!) *
@ProfessorDavidsReliquarium
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
37:25 I dunno I talk to Siri like a person but that’s mostly because when they do take over Siri can vouch for me like naw he cool he just made me help him with his directions to get places and stuff. He even said please and thank you 😂❤
@CaySedai
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
You know what's worse than a yacht with a pool? Some people have a yacht with a support yacht. A. support. yacht.
@Opinion8dsngr
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
I mean, the thing about the pool is that it probably doesn't have sharks in it, unless the yacht owner is really James Bond-ing it up.
@airwindows
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Stupid is 'A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money'. I have no words for the intelligence of 'A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour OTHER WATER' 😀
@Raznorthecompletelyrealhuman
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
38:40 I CAN'T EXAGERRATE HOW MUCH THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE ORIGINS OF I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM
@rachaelknudsen8801
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
As to life not being in color, the movie A Visit to the Moon was hand colored on the film. Frame by frame. Color has existed for more than a century.
@ḵulagaaw
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
This dude is doing this better than Dave Chappelle at this point
@sicka666
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Science. By System of a Down.
Science has failed our world.
@cgoodson2010
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Josh, if you read this, you are helping me get through the SCARY days now!! (13 Jan 2026)
@shannonomalley9584
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Thanks for making me laugh about something that I'm so furious about 🥲
@coffeegirl6854
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
A.I. is not your friend AND it is not God. But I think it is headed to be set up as one.
@coffeegirl6854
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
A.I. is causing an unhealthy psychosis…I have seen it happening to a few people and it is scary to see.
@Jubileejones
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Cleveland!
@deadshot8077
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
I think this the exact moment Josh found out why nobody criticizes those who rule over us. He has been 100% pro them since.
@HereripeneBaker
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
"AYE EYE💱👻🎀🤣gorn getchu munted wit dat KNOT REEL RECALL… falsified hisSTORY"
@victoriao1828
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
It's a bucket 🪣
@donnakuba6473
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Back in 2016, a friend of mine was impressed with donald trump and what he was saying early on in his campaign. I said to her, "You cannot believe anything he says because he just says what's expedient in the moment. The man is a moron." And this justifies Josh's statement. She stood back horrified and said, he's not a moron. He can't be. He has a lot of money!" I turned to her and said, "The mafia also has a lot of money. You only need to be a crook!" Thank you, Josh, for confirming me.
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
People who read history will see that the smartest people in history died in poverty and that the richest people have always been the least ethical and most psychopathic.
@wrxefx3931
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
josh didn't even see the rich dood playin with his RC boat in the pool…
@barbmadsen6708
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
I love this. This is m family. I’m not the rich one. I live in 600 square feet. They have two or three houses, I have lovely kids. They lived with me. That’s what matters, right?
@JoanneCurtis-bm1ig
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Thank you so much for making me laugh!
@bryannewell2422
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
If anyone ever asks you what’s the whitest thing you’ve ever said, 17:54
@5hineepropertyofleetaemin
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
🤯
@kaylajames2184
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Wow. Can't say they didn't deserve that
@victorwise6444
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Josh Johnson, marry me! No homo.
@streitrat
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
There was a meme in the early '80s: "the internet has finally proven that a million monkeys pounding on a million typewriters will not create the next william shakespeare, or even the great American novel"
@QuickClashroyale8
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
"If you were on land, you'd be middle class" 😂😂😂
@fantasyequinox715
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
Millionaires moving money are important like a comet moving towards earth is important.
@dodeedavis6760
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
The only thing I don't like about Josh's events is there is an annoying laugh in the audience. It seems like it's mixed up. Distracting.
@-17-ninjas72
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 pm
i got a Elon add during this lol thats wild
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