For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn’t enough for women’s equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Using the comments you guys sent me, we made a song that sounds like it was written by Miley Cyrus! I think it turned out pretty well, and it kind of reminds me of Malibuand Inspired a little bit! Let me know what you think and make sure to leave […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as “profoundly disturbed,” a new study released by Cornell University’s psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes. Like […]
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don’t even care about. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA A truckload of bananas gets delivered to the housemates to stimulate some filthy games. Erin eats regurgitated banana mush. Sex doctor visits. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Sam Kemmis, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers’ […]
Every day we interact with thousands of incredibly loud people, but Barry Buchwalter doesn’t think we should limit ourselves to current volumes. With his innovative new device, anyone can be as loud as anyone, and then they can be even louder. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: […]
In our fast paced world, we expect everything at once. But Peter Redd says there is merit to waiting for desirable outcomes– like savoring a delicious homemade pie. A perfect metaphor for a perfect talk. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA According to locals waiting for the westbound number 66 shuttle at Chicago Avenue and Racine Avenue, a young man and woman seated on a bench at the bus stop are currently making out like it’s fucking Paris or something. Like The Onion on […]
