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WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know | May 27, 2026

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  1. @STdoubleDs

    May 27, 2026 at 5:09 am

    These were better times.
    Now when I have to punish my boy I have to be much more subtle.
    So what I do after he does something wrong, I don’t even acknowledge it. But I’ll end up taking him to the store and get him a new coloring book or hot wheels days later. He’ll enjoy it for the afternoon and when he goes to bed I hide it in my safe. The next day he’ll ask what happened to his new hot wheel and I just have to say he misplaced it which always makes him cry because he’ll rip his whole room apart looking for it. After a couple days go by and he loses hope I’ll put in the laundry room or out in the garage and convince him he just misplaced it and he didn’t look hard enough. But his cousin, who’s 10 years older than him and knows the plan, now has him convinced the house is haunted and a ghost lives behind the water heater in the closet across from his room. Now he wakes up screaming the ghost is trying to kidnap him half the time.
    And thats what he gets for cracking my Alice in Chains poster with his wiffle ball bat.

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