I Secretly Trained to Beat Danny Gonzalez in a Marathon
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00:00 the lore
03:05 the plan
05:25 the problems
10:45 marathon craze
13:06 bad marathon videos
18:41 running product #1
21:30 running product #2
23:37 running product #3
24:21 running product #4
26:32 running product #5
28:37 marathon prep
31:39 marathon day
43:48 the aftermath
47:24 the reveal
54:52 the victory lap
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@audreyperrin478
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
"Why am I running a marathon? Well, you see, my friend beat my Minecraft hardcore world because I did magic tricks on him on a Zoom call "
@germbuster324
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
my grandpa actually had to use something similar to the massage pants for his lymphedema. they are very helpful for circulation
@macyb123
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
So glad this was the video that popped up for me once my edible hit. Kurtis, I am genuinely laughing my ass off at this video ty.
@gracie3497
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
I am faster than danny
@marsywu
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
i am faster than danny
@miloisacat292
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
the SPEED danny came back to āyou gave up on your dreamsā shows this is a real rivalry šš sobbing please keep doing this 48:19
@ekd7303
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
I can't wait for Danny's video "I kissed Tiger Woods on the Mouth" in 3 years
@ediblestarclips
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
Oh no its an everlasting cycle now….
@EnchantedEssays
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
14:00 Yeah that was definitely the hubby trying to sabotage it
@rand0mn3ssss
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
i am faster than danny
@im19ice3
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
what the fuck is an antique mall
@garymcgary6878
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
When I ran Cross Country back in high school, I used to hit the, āWhatās the most important step a man can take? The next one. Always the next one.ā in my head during races. The Stormlight Archive do be a goated set of motivational quotes.
@Progressingplatinum
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
well now i gotta try beat dannys time ughhh
@dustpanhandle
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
i've never seen someone be bullied for NOT being a magician
@PinkPuffAlien
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
Top 10 Anime betrayals
@THAB3AST
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
person named not either of those:
@Amanda22Fernandes
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
iām faster than danny
@CornThomasII
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
37:32 ššššššš HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! What did you search to get this image. Im so fucking dead. Lmfao
@neopawlitansVT
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
bro muscle scrapers are the bomb but lowk the first time i ever used one i was in physical therapy and i cried it hurt so GOOD
@ner.tan11
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
27:35 Mario Sunshine spotted
@vigetscreative
October 26, 2026 at 10:42 pm
Its the Metro Station jumpscare for me lol