“Russian Unicorn” — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé
iTUNES LINK: http://tinyurl.com/5smbl8a
Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ybs4wqq
If that link is blocked, try this one: http://youtu.be/gcF9ICgLqi4
Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on “Russian Unicorn”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp37h0yY4j4
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
RUSSIAN UNICORN
I’ma blast your brains
Talking full-on sex
I got a porcupine called “Zazoom”
He leaves his scent on people’s graves
(Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
Why don’t y’all just float off
Now you’re useless
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
There she go
Now watch me flow
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We’ll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie’s out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don’t come home
A “Hot Pocket” for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
We’re here for too long
We gotta run, ok?
And trick those monsters so that they don’t shoot my left nut.
I know you ain’t a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you’ll start to smell it
If your body’s a secret girl then you about to spill it
When I count to three dismount
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We’ll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie’s out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
I think that I ought to confess
I drink fire water
But I don’t want the keys to your van
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
We can shoot a unicorn
Girl, I know you’ll like the horn
And I’m gonna keep you warm
Till you wake up in the morning
I know you ain’t a bitch
Oops
I didn’t mean to do that
I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear
(sniff, sniff)
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
Hey, that’s ok girl!
Them strawberries look juicy
Oh, the night is young
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
We’ll probably do it on the couch
While my roomie’s out hiking
So take if off and bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don’t come home
Bite your tongue
And hope my roommate don’t come home
I got your Barbie zucchini
Happy Monsoon Day!
And you promised you’d lick it
I’m gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can’t keep chasing that baby giraffe
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
@dylaninpieces2
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Still waiting for the next Monsoon Day.
@phantom0456
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
“The guy behind you just soiled his underwear… OWWWW!!! (Sniff-Sniff)
Ahhhhh…. Maybe YOU did it! Hey, that’s ok, gurrrl!!!
DEM STRAWBERRIES LOOK JUICY!!!”
@grantmeaux5417
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian Unicorn.
@paulcervenka
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
This popped up randomly again. AND I AM SO FOR IT!
@svenhillring3275
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
HAPPY MONSOON DAY EVERYONE!
@FatBz887
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
This is actually pretty good
@Earthwormjimm
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Here we are at the OG. It never got better than this it just got worse
@AchirdTheWi2ard
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
14 years later and still a masterpiece!
@danielwilkins7509
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I wisg they;d do a re-mix, with Dua Lipa, and PANIC! At The Disco.😲.
@SageTheMage2006
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I'm not gonna lie, "I need a woman with a benz looking to lose it" goes hard
@Meshamu
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
That was a sad little while recently, when this was copyright slammed. Glad it's back!
@lukeedwards6027
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I can confirm that this is still amazing in 2025. Happy Monsoon Day!
@NoThankYouThough
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
his wife can't dance.
@lisakiliesing3718
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Cajun rice and beans, will do it every time. I think that was you girl,but that's ok.
@KevinJames90
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Still goes hard in 2025
@theskatemap
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
"THEM STRAWBERRIES LOOK JUICY"
Save of the Year
@dgarza421
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Yep, 6 years after first listening to this, still a banger.
@NoThankYouThough
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
i used to choose ukraine when I played red alert because their tanks were cheaper and more effective.
@NoThankYouThough
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
they should play this when ukraine wins.
@NoThankYouThough
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
am i the roomate?
@AndySaenz924
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
This is hilarious! 😂
@ONLINEWARRIORSFORCHRIST
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
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@rachael4775
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I remember watching this as a kid and I remembered it a decade after 😂
@kaylaburcie2283
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I remember this😂 actually catchy
@jeremykiahsobyk102
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
13 years later and dem strawberries still look juicy.
@SPARTANSIX-1
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Here in March 2025!!!!!! Who else?!
@jameshamaker9321
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
this is what the internet was made for, that and weird posters made by robots, who don't know what a movie is.
@tbray
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
ok ten years later i'm back. the muzak in the background … i should know it, it's on the tip of my tongue but i can't quite figure it out. Anyone? Bueller?
@KittehBit
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Still vibing to this.
@ZephyrusAsmodeus
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Eight years after finding this video, and i just now noticed that it looks like a lady on the right side starts to slip on all the confetti, and it just cuts away, lol 3:55
@khaledShar
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
1:46 – 2:00 fits perfectly with the song
@MilliMali
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Back in 2025🤘🏼
@spiderlou2099
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
The most replayed part of the video is the crescendo at 3:00. It brings tears to my eyes. What a composition and it's sync with the choreography is seamless.
@PaulPrance
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
This stupid song is STILL a banger. Just shuffled on, and I needed to just say “yo! This was so good, I had to buy it on ‘iTunes (it’s still a thing)”. Unsure if now on Apple Music, but zero regrets just buying it a number of years ago.
@NoThankYouThough
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Doesn't it take like 2-3 weeks to film a music video?
that milk is bad.
@Lucas-GR
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
the fact he couldn't decide wether the unicorn was ukrainian or russian is sus
@mediablindspots
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I am amused at the fact that many will inevitably say to themselves “supermodel, totally out of his league,“ not realizing that this lovely woman is literally his wife
@slushpuppie19
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I know you ain't a bitch!
@MikeDixon-bv9dr
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I'm showing my age I don't know who the original is so this could be the original for all I know. ❤it
@tammyleekivi7441
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
😂😂😂😂Brilliantly done!
@xtin77
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
Omg….. 13 years ago, my prime years sobs in sad
@DoNpHoBiATV
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
I done rock metal cover of this; that’s how good this is!
@ephemera...
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 am
The algorithm led me back here today so I am going to binge watch these because they bring me so much joy.
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