Reacting to Jubilee Video Where MAGA Women Say They Want Trump in Bed
Erin and Alyssa discuss Trump’s “Human Printer” and the sexual insanity of MAGA.
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@MedicinalLalochezia
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Am I the only one who thinks in another life (or maybe even this one, we still don't "know" exactly what he's hiding), that Low-T big-Rump is one of those guys that pays a mistress or someone to treat him like an actual baby, diaper changes and all? ABDL rollplay, googoo gaga… The works. It just seems so fitting, and I can't be the only person who thinks this. Please tell me I'm not the only person who thinks this. Lol.
@FifthGen
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
This is body shaming.
@MichaelPeraza-m5s
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
So what could be the hardest kick in the balls 4 McDonny?
Placing STORMY DANIELS in CONGRESS 😊😅😂
It would certainly start a heck of a storm @ The WHITE HOUSE 😮
@mugbarron2172
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
That one woman raising her hand and looking around like “who wouldn’t F&$@ trump!?!?!🤪!!?!?” Was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VARMOT123
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
how do you miss zohran mamdani ?.he has a gazillion female fans
@manpassnthru
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
It's beyond belief that anyone would want to be in bed with Diaper Dan Demento!
@pixelilli
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Very bittersweerrt to see you move on Alysa, but I’m so happy for your new horizons. Thanks for all the good times 🙂
@frequentlycynical642
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
I understand the draw of Alpha males. OTOH, he's obese, almost assuredly diabetic, and probably hasn't gotten it up in years. It appears to me that he wears diapers. That's a real turn on…
I'd love to see him get that cyclosporum (?) diarrhea. He's already been known to shit his diapers while sitting in the Oval office.
@cindylewis3325
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Wow I’m so old. All this is crazy. Ladies were trying to get respect 50 years ago and today women want to have sex with DT?
@ARichardP
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
How could anybody?
@710moz
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
The thing is he doesn't want them.
@sparklemotion86
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@outofdaterocker
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Want wrong with people in this country are mentally ill buttwhipes like you !!!!!!!!!….Who doesnt see this?????
@jerrypixar777
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Lots of women love rich dudes,they are known as call girls
@lutherkoch421
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Donald Trump IS Jabba the Hutt.
@AlanWinterboy
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Love you two, but Gavin Newsom? That's as creepy as anyone else. Slick, soft, phony weasley looking, sorry, but you did not make a point LOL
@roninmartin5607
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
She is a clone of Monica Lewinski…. remember her? got caught plying hide the sausage with Bubba Bill.. whom tried to deny it. He had Hillary's approval… and we are now asked to deny such encounters on Epstein's island.
@mduvigneaud
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
And of course the whole "alpha male" thing was from bad research of random wolves placed in captivity (imagine a bunch of dudes suddenly put in prison for no apparent reason and they have to figure out who is in charge.) The "alphas" in a natural wolf pack are just the parents. It's entirely normal to defer to and be respectful to your mom and dad: humans are not unique in this!
@bettergamesthandestinyican3421
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
7:19 jon ossoff. Called it right as she did. Im not gay but he does have rizz
@DonKin-om7yr
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
I hope she is the worlds best actress and when the power goes so will she !
@ecoheretic
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Puke!
@tombstone4986
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Thank you ladies ❤❤
I was starting too lose faith in American women…
Love love love you both! Keep up the great work 👍
@suehart919
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paullanoue5228
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
They come from authoritarian families. Their sense of self is erased by their families and the religions they were told to follow. They are trained to respond to the authoritarian leader with adoration. Without a sense of self they always become whatever the in group demands of them.
@StarShake-j7k
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
🤮🤮🤮
@josephdolinsky8668
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Facism is not a political ideology –
It is a cultural psychological disorder.
Hence – the “crazy” we witness daily.
@AmorosoGombe
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
I can't even begin to imagine how gross…ugh…ugh…🤢🤮
@richarddavies4322
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Bike rack on suburu 😂😂 almost a cliche…. sorry not the point of this conversation, but the bile rises just thinking about this demented orange ( sorry oranges) 😊
@geoffkirk576
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
How are these people going to be retrained to become normal citizens?
@Mapleveeuu
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
Like please, like reduce, like, the times, like, both of you, like, say the word, like, like. It reduces the brilliance of your presentations to a school yard gossip session. You know, like Jenny wanting to know if like Bobby, likes her, or like, like likes her.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
🤦🏻🤷🏻♀️🙄more ableist allistic supremacists . Stop comparing people of disabilities to horrible people. This just makes you sound like them. You are exactly like Trump when he made fun of people with cerebral palsy if you and other allistic supremacist. There’s a reason autistic people have the highest suicide rate in this country. It’s because of mean girls, like you who bully us and financially genocide us out of life. The problem is not us. It’s you FU, F Trump, and F all you allistic
, supremacist out there.
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
August 13, 2026 at 4:01 am
🤦🏻🤷🏻♀️🙄more ableist allistic supremacists . Stop comparing people of disabilities to horrible people. This just makes you sound like them. You are exactly like Trump when he made fun of people with cerebral palsy if you and other allistic supremacist. There’s a reason autistic people have the highest suicide rate in this country. It’s because of mean girls, like you who bully us and financially genocide us out of life. The problem is not us. It’s you FU, F Trump, and F all you allistic
, supremacist out there.
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