Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.
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@telfordservicesandco
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
If it parades like a ninja and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck.
@dnor16
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
Hahaha today that would sound so wrong 😂😂😂
@JosephQPham
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
Each year I come by to this video to check updates don't he ninja parade. So far 17 years and I am yet to figure out how the ninja was able to give the boy candy. They are so good. Next year I might catch it.
@cristobalgutierrez1125
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
I live there and totally missed it!
@WayneT1969
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
I distinctly heard a fire engine horn blare and then my nose started bleeding
@drinkupmeheartysyoho
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
🤣🤣🤣 classic 😂😂😂
@Fester_
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
2025 and still going strong, numbers are booming.
@palasta
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
17 Years later and still no ninja parade ever witnessed. Brilliant news coverage by the Onion, as always.
@Should_Know_Better
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
😂
@martyconroy3786
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
I call that a success 😂😂😂
@carlosrivera4246
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
That ninja was fired
@tjmproductions6358
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
They should have waited another 3 years to do this
@jeffreysmith2056
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
That sounds like a cool place to live.People showing up at a parade where they know they won’t see anything.
@JoeJones-b6t
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
I am cold, lonely, and angry. I will remember you as a horrible, heartless, spineless dickhead.
@MichaelSuperbacker
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
0:46 I am a shoe salesman just like Al Bundy! And I know shoes! And I know those heels she are wearing are from last year's line from 2007! You can't fool me with some mumbo jumbo fake news story!
@WhiteBoySuge
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
So are they dressed up like ninjas or regular people
@justalilpncak
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
This is massive news, the odds of not seeing ninjas were fading away and tapering off.
@SamForgiven
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
Who watching this in 1582?
@patricka6717
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
Loved this video 17 years ago, still great today. Man, I miss when the Onion was funny.
@confusioned2249
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 pm
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