Nature’s Best Dating Tips | Lindsay Nikole
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Valentine’s Day romance tips from the animal kingdom because your love life could probably use some help. Watch katydids compete with sperm bubble gifts (some worth dying for), anglerfish males become literal parasites fused to their partners, flatworms battle in penis-fencing duels to decide who gets pregnant, and scorpions trick their mates with booby-trapped dance floors. Plus, porcupines spray high-velocity urine jets before mating, and bonobos use scissoring (GG rubbing) as both social bonding and genuine sexual behavior complete with orgasm faces and oxytocin spikes. Animal reproduction is way weirder than you think, and honestly, your dating problems aren’t that bad.
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Chapters:
00:00 Valentine’s Day & Animal Romance
00:47 “Katydid” The Gift Giving with Sperm Bubbles
03:56 “Tuberous Bush Cricket” The Larget Proportional Testes
06:10 “Anglerfish” The Parasitic Boyfriend Method
07:55 Penis Fencing Flatworms BDSM in the Ocean
10:04 Scorpions The Deceptive Dance
12:01 “Porcupines” High Velocity Urine Courtship
14:01 “Bonobos” Scissoring for Social & Sexual Reasons
Nature’s Best Dating Tips | Lindsay Nikole
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@LindsayNikole
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
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@kaaaassqween9095
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Didn't expect to be compared to the Angler fish today but here we are 😅
@ihazfoxy
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Saw the thumbnail
My favorite gæ scientist😍
@fedlingen
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Dating tips and all.
The Corvette $$ on the wall with black beauties takes the cake here.
@aquaris-borealis
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
unskippable thumbnail
@ebonyblack7272
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
9:32– Why I pray motherhood never finds me.
@Neocaridina
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
This was so funny! I love how you speak…RRATS!!
@Hopes_HOPELESS
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
cant wait to bother my friends with this newly found info! i love your vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@bfbf6347
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
That's the first ive heard someone say 1 inch is respectable
@save9950
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
1:12 𝐍𝐞𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
@marissalynnnnn
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
I knew the scorpion fact from the goat maya higa 🙂↕️
@cybelline01
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Thanks!
@VeryUpsetSpaghetti
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Lesbians stay winning
@philterwa
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
How can I learn if I'm constantly laughing.
@teemofrmthe780
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
So porcupines go full out RKelly
@CubNole
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
14%??
Now that’s a sack lunch
@MatthewRichard108
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Write that down, write that down
@Jellyfish4747
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this😂❤
@KeepQuesting
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
7:33 Yeah pretty sure it’s a polycule, and for the sake of it not getting even more disturbing I’m going to not fully bring up harems and the differences and simply accept that this is a polycule
@EDWalker777
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
🤪Wooo! Go big balled bush cricket!🦗👀
@AtticusE-qs1vc
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
In my high school marine science class, we had to learn about the penis fencing worms. It was entertaining.
@zachkrichau764
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
12:03 what a time for an ad break lmao
@banana_in_a_tuxedo
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Unskippable thumbnail
@karlapena9070
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
GG rubbing I cant Lindsay im laughing so hard
@mimimi8322
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Was not looking for this video, but was definitely what i needed. Bonus; i send it to my ex without context
@SaborMiCulo
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
9:06 so they are cumming while they are fighting??????
@mister-gender
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
i didn't watch this on valentines day because i was busy getting engaged and watching iron lung. but this wouldve been great to watch after iron lung. my fiance was a fan of "yall like BUMS"
@JustADogLover396
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Starting off strong with sperm bubbles.
@RockyEvolutionGal
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
LOL GG rubbing 😂 😅😅
@KrigareAvHallarna
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Absolute gold 🥇 content. Never stop being amazing 😂
@whatwhatohwhat1
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
10:34 this is how we were told we get pregnant in sex ed in Texas.
@prodigal_southerner
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
If parents saw the. "Scissoring" thumbnail and still clicked with their kids, they don't need the warning. 😉
@pandapounce
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
4:00 Pictured: Lindsay questioning every life choice that has brought her to this place
@Bubbashin
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
Nice
@Bubbashin
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
This some freaky shit
@Bubbashin
March 16, 2026 at 1:28 am
WOOO! watching animals do better than me….. again….
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