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This week’s news includes a man towing a cop car with his testicles while on fire, 50 empty self-driving cars trapped in a cul-de-sac, and a 91-year-old who skipped a wellness check to keep gaming.
I don’t make the news, I just report on it, and unfortunately this week’s news involves a flaming testicle tow, a small-scale municipal Batman who got in trouble for fixing potholes without a permit, a bar getting sued for having the word “barber” in its name, a grandma who ditched a police wellness check because she was busy beating her video game high score, and 50 empty Waymos circling one Atlanta neighborhood for hours until residents stopped them with a plastic toy child.
I have so many questions and approximately zero answers.
Chapters:
00:13 A Man Towed A Cop Car With His Privates While On Fire
01:47 Montreal Is Mad At People For Fixing Potholes For Free
03:44 A Bar Got Sued For Having “Barber” In Its Name
05:15 Police Found A 91-Year-Old Gaming Instead Of Answering Her Phone
06:36 50 Empty Self-Driving Cars Won’t Stop Circling One Neighborhood
Here are some more videos:
Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3EJpS7NhMI
AI Chatbots Make Me Uncomfortable
https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI
The Weird Lies of Snapchat Influencers:
https://youtu.be/6nGhwzy3KyI
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@CaliKing760
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
i just imagine the Waymo's screaming in fear at the sight of a plastic child
@josiahperez7941
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
If we sleep in the same bed, should the bed be dragon size or human size?
@theshushu7940
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
3:49 bruh don't talk shit. "It ToOk Me NiNeTeEn tAkEs To Do ThIs" Fuck offfff. Keep it real or shut up eyebrow monster
@chrisklim4487
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Yo Ryan, I love the specificity of your opening greeting. I think I qualify as one who celebrates, what that is you DO NOT want to know, but it's more interesting than googleborg. Oddly specific way to raise money for prostate cancer, but if the endowment is big enough, men will do anything with it ig. I bet BatRyan could pull 3 cop cars with the power of his most important tool of his utility belt! My mom is a Polish born naturalized citizen, so I am a pole, but my pole ain't pulling anything, I am the one that knocks and pulls. Now I have no idea wtf is going on with those waymos. Who invested in a fleet of self driving cars? At what point do they realize that's a lot of money for a car to drive nobody around? I am so confused now, talk about crazy ass American way of celebrating independence day, by running over children with no real potential value to anybody anyone knows! There is no way anybody can help me make sense of this final Googleheaded generation, and I doubt I would want whatever common sense googleborg AI collective thinks it has. Great report Ryan, keep up the insane work! Love you, God bless all you see eternally
@RabbiSteve1
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
And so they shot her…
a puzzled look.
Have to confess it took me twice to get that one.
@Shōn_71
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Yea….so I'm not sure you've thought it out, but "grandma roster" definitely has some connotations that aren't exactly wholesome….
@tj_2701
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Algorithm pleasing comment to get more views.
👍👍👍👍
@stevie_mats
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
3:55 – I was half expecting you to flip out, dawn a turban and scan "ALLAH-OOO-AKBAR"
@janzizka2248
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
You're doing the mr beast changing thumbnails thing.
Why?
I dont watch mr beast, i watch ryan george.
Be ryan george.
@boilerroomed3682
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Only Canadians would equate filling potholes with VIGILANTES. "Where's your PERMIT you hooligan? Only GOVT approved pothole fillers are allowed!" says a bureaucrat while getting mugged in broad daylight…
@selacseel
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Man. The length some guys go to to get a little more length.
@slarouche
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
As a Quebecois, that Quebecois accent was DELICIOUS.
@Laserbobo
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I always thought HISHE Batman is the top, but Community service Batman is the best Batman ever!!!
@DavidS.Pumpkin
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
What happened to your hair!?!?
@tridoc99
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
6:08 Well we know she wasn’t playing GTA 6
@tridoc99
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I would call pulling a car with your junk as a martial art Tae Kwon Don’t.
@Chade_Fallstar
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Why did you sound so much like Georges St-Pierre? 🤣
@parrottboyy
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
2:22 please don’t use ai
@j.d.4697
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Potholes are great for combating speeding.
@j.d.4697
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I guess everything seems less bad when you are also on fire…
@glazdarklee1683
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I think the connection between the pot-holes and the reflecting-pond needs further exploration.
@Princessofthedrk
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
6:29 I LOVE SNOOD! I'm 42 and at my HS we all had it on our school laptops.
@beaconofwierd1883
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
If you didn’t miss these news, does that mean you’re not normal?
@mirabellenbaum4109
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
3:45 Barbara's Rhabarberbar
@sarah_wally
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
That's a lot of ai videos, uncanny valley
@jessiedraper1934
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Hi Ryan, not that it's any of my business, but you are looking like you're feeling a bit more like yourself and like you're taking care of yourself. Also love when you mention Montreal. Do you ride a scooter – thought I saw you the other day out and about.
@FitzyyLives
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I visited your country mr George Ryan. It was very long and veru boring
@MrReedSL
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
"Omaha Bar Is Not a Barbershop, State Barber Board Tells a Bar Named 'Barber Shop'" actually goes pretty hard when you say it 10 times fast.
@Redlite0_0
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I live in Atlanta and remember hearing about the Waymo incident it was crazy
@Dozaemone
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Should've called it Bar Beer Shop.
@updwnlftrightastart
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
That could have been waymo funny
@onaughto
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Highway construction is run by the mafia in the U.S. as well.
@pandemonicpixie
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Sounds like poutine should be renamed pot-ine, since you're eating them in potholes.
@freyja3120
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
We have such terrible potholes in New England and the government takes forever. One group started planting tiny trees in them lol.
@Jacky-zt5ch
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I wanted to say it was Skyrim Grandma but Skyrim doesn’t have score so
@rixx46
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Ryan should do his Quebecois guy more often
@sandordugalin8951
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Best joke ever written for network TV was on the Drew Carey show.
Drew spends the entire episode trying to get the city to fill a pothole outside his house, and finally at the end he grabs a shovel and resolves to fill it himself.
Lewis says "Drew STOP! If you do this… you're no better than the hole."
Drew turns around and sneers… "I never said I was."
@FlammeRans
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Batman screamimg on the phone: How is she??
🤣 Great writing
@DangerPinsX
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
🎶 Ryan got ran over by a Waymo 🎶
@ReleaseMyKrakken
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@Chrismendo_
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Taking GLP1’s is tight!!
@DimitrisK5
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I liked the abrapt e
@BryceThoreson
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
7:24 if they were ice…oh
Cream trucks…oh😂
@сесилияалександрова
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
That abrupt ending wa
@thechannelend
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Tabarnack Batman!
@sethl5451
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
I heard with Waymo that a lot of time it’s just a person in India controlling the cars instead of them actually being self driving
@jamescook16
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Ha
You are basically canimeracan
Montreal people speak american for sure
Eh
@sethl5451
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
Nebraska! Thanks for seeing us. We are in the middle and everyone forgets about us
@DanPx8
July 4, 2026 at 10:26 pm
4:00 here in Brazil ( especifically maybe where I live) there are a bunch of bars and restaurants named after other stuff… Watchmaker, office, etc. because it's kind of a running joke of saying you're at work or something else while you're at a bar. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a "barber shop" here as well 😅