How Do You Lose A Giraffe?
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Video Recorded at Amsterdam Theatre, Amsterdam Netherlands
Animation by Luke Stone
@JoshJohnsonComedy
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Hi Friends, shows coming up in Ohio, Toronto, DC, Seattle and more. šļø at https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com
@danschoenharl3856
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
The emotional support from a cat comes from them letting you care for them. Service is therapeutic,… it's a win-win.
@rebeccawampler3276
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
There was a horse in my backyard once. I walked by the kitchen window, did a full on double take and stood there with my mouth open before I was like, āThereās a horse eating the apple tree.ā
@blackswanf4u
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
honestly you and samy obeid are currently the absolute best standups anywhere, no one comes close to you two!
@aimeerichardson6762
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
We love you, Josh ā¤ā¤ā¤
@maryj5087
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
You're killing me!š š š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
@SuzanKoekepan
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
but, if 'last night' was saturday 27 of june, that rain was a bit intense.. I can imagine you feel like the big flood is here.. There was 5 hours of thunder and tropical rain in a country made for drizzle. I can believe some houseboats were floating a bit higher at some point, that was quite a lot of water
@ode4162
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Josh drinking game for across his videos;
take a shot anytime he:
1. says "D'you know what i mean?"
2. fakes a chuckle / snicker at his own joke, either before or after
3. says "that's crazy" or "that's insane"
4. says "that's wild!" or "wow!" [take an extra shot if the thing in question isn't even that wild/insane etc]
5. Virtue signals for what seems like way too long
6. fake stutters for some reason before elaborating on a story
7. "look, look, look, look-look-look-" / "listen, listen –" etc
8. repeats a portion of the story for too many times / stays on the joke too long
9. says "uh…" after imitating/paraphrasing someone and/or talks in a zesty voice to imitate someone
10. says "if you haven't seen / if you don't know…"
11. Says "[now] Imagine…"
12. Says "Naw…" / "naw dawg" or some variation of it
13. says "This is…this is bad" or some variation of it
14. says "wow!"
15. Says "I live in New York" / "I'm from Louisiana"
16. makes a choking / gagging / vomiting noise.
17. mentions New York or Louisiana
18. Says "that/this is a biblical amount of _ "
@PaulaKatOne
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
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July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
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@zenobiaookpik
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Did I mention that I adore Josh Johnson?
@KittyStruchen-g9i
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I love your message through humor and sarcasm. I needed lots of good laughs! And you provided. šššššššš¤£š
@sherisherwood1505
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Please, after the last hurricane in Florida this zoo lost their twelve foot alligator name Chucky. We were happy when they found it. Since every few were going to look for Chucky.
@epeon-wisp
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
>:D
@Celtic_Amy
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Who are these people with wild animals on their farm! there was a tiger on those in 2024. Not far from Cincinnati zoo, But I did not escape from the zoo. š
@He1loEarthling
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I've seen rats before. Idk what New York has but it's not rats. The NYC sewers and subway system need to be declared a natural habitat preserve for these wild average sized animals that happen to look like rats. Skin walkers more like.
@bernadettesstation
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Everyone with PTSP HATES fireworks. They scare us, they hurt people, pollute the air, cause fires, damage propertyā¦itās too much!
@vuurdraak-
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
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@kwj-m5p
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Amsterdam! I was at this show!! So good!!!
@cerebrumexcrement
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
lol. my neighbor has a zebra.
@georgekatz4023
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Please come to Copenhagen for a show!!!!
@ginalouise1985
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Michael Easton's character on General Hospital was a psychologist who had an Emotional Support Iguana.
@rebekahlittle2131
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
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@WaleriaHirna
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I was curious what country he was in for the majority of the set, but the second the bit about bikes came on, I knew he was in the Netherlands. Also Germanic countries are known to be quiet and non expressive observers of shows like this, even comedy ones, because making loud noises during performences is considered rude to the artist and others
@margybernard
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Be on the lookout for the giraffe in your neck of the woods. š
@uwehaleksy
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
What's a padding zoo? Every animal wrapped in bubble wrap?
@krazykatthemotherofallcats3529
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
My Cat's have always been to clingy for me. But I still love them.
I've had chicken's and they were emotional supportive.
@uwehaleksy
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Of course a giraffe can be a service animal. On Rock concerts, if you're really short, the giraffe can see the stage for you. Maybe it's a little clumsy on the lighter, but on that a dog wouldn't be helpful either.
@raechelwilkens1160
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I have been wondering this myself
@MG-iy1oh
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Bikes = Amsterdam. Got it.
@pleappleappleap
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Maybe someone shot it.
@MG-iy1oh
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
where is he???
@madams4206
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I signed up for notifications for Denver shows but didn't receive the email. Missed you when you were here!!
@builtontherockhomestead9390
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I live in the area where Gracie lives. The memes have been hilarious.
@HS_Tech_Teacher
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
A service giraffe is clearly used to help those that need help getting things off the top shelf at the grocery store. They are not as common in the US because our healthcare won't cover it, and face it, giraffes are expencive.
@cathyo1089
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
"This is why he left" is diabolical yet true š š š š š š
@shannonlezama6608
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I see a baby in your near future šš®. Mkay Byeeeee!
@Marlies99-r1y
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
š³š± Amsterdam loves you ā¤š¤š thanks for visiting and bringing your talents ā¤š“š½āāļø
@MagickSprite
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Turns out the ranch the giraffe escaped from breeds exotic animals to sell as pets and to zoos. I wonder how many of these pets that exotic breeders are selling actually end up as part of the big game hunting industry.
@lauratabaccki8043
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I needed this today. O M G šÆ
@chanelegray6993
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
They found it today lmao š
@RacquelDaigle
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
As someone from Louisiana, this is accurate. We also might eat any animal in that petting zoo. šš
@Maydonaise
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
I am SO happy when I see there's a new Josh video out!
@cassandra.a
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Weird to comment this but the audio on this is stellar! Great set Josh!
@claudiawheatley1287
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Giraffes are actually pretty good at hiding. Ask anyone who's spent $10,000 to "go on safari" and was always the last person in the truck to see the goddamned giraffe.
Seriously: Being tall and thin makes it easier than you might think, especially where there are lots of trees.
@ElietheElder
July 4, 2026 at 4:33 am
Thank you, Josh. You're American Comedy Gold!