If They Made Happy Meals For Millennials
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@thesystemera
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
This one was gooood!
@kleung8311
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
As a Millennial I felt this. Emotional Damage.
@DandyConeJellos
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I love how millenials think all these things are exclusive to our generation and not EVERY FUCKING GENERATION.
@Tvaikah
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
That's it. We've had enough of this.
#EatThePicklesellers
@victorkreig6089
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Look just offer a colorful assortment of pocket knives and or tiny flashlights and ill be happy
@SkIzOjImBo
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Glad that Peter is still in business. I mean, it's a pretty big pickle when you look average ones I think.
@qshiest
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Bring back the "im proud of you son"
@Kayessee
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
My mom is a boomer and would 100% make me take her to get these. She can't drive btw. Blind as a bat in a hailstorm.
@MystearicaClaws
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Don't you attack my Animorphs and Royal Diaries collections 😂😂😂😂
@benmonroe_the_1
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Xennial from ‘83 here. C’mon, man. This hurts.
@Kant3n
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
If McDonalds just re-added Beanie Babies without explanation I would be all over that.
@thebreezerunner
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I feel attacked. Also, please provide the address where I can pickup the treat meal.
@colinpapendick5628
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
At first I thought that there was only one guy in this video, but then I noticed that that guy has GLASSES
@grillmeisterkush6396
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I want one
@ewoklord-726
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I would like to recognize whoever made the backgrounds for this video. They could easily have just been stock photos of fast food restaurants, but going the extra mile to make them both bland AND hamfistedly pickle-themed really sells the dystopia that much more. 👌
@rodneykelly8768
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
37 year old Millennial- "I don't look 37."
62 year old me- "Shut up, kid."
@kris123o
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Didn't Elon Musk buy the business?
@jaisonmirandy3746
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I'm on the tail end of gen x. I have an entire room in my house dedicated to action figures, particularly the ones from the 80's, the other side of the room is all pink with barbie, my little pony, etc. I was also glad to see really big pickle again.
@SwampVVitch
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
People look their age now, but it's better. They just looked older in the old days. Look through your grandparents' old photos. You'll find a pic of some 58 year old man with big hair and a full mustache and be like who's that? Turns out it's your great uncle Rick's 8th grade school photo, and he was 13 in it.
@Rougeleader88
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Not me watching this while eating a certain franchise inspired meal that I 100% got just for the joy of blue milk
@DinosaurEmperor84
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
1:10 Asmongold needs this clip. This clip was made for him in particular.
@Ladykyra101
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
1:20…I knew it. I knew Ryan was gonna go this way as soon as he said it! 😂😂😂
The sad truth! 🤣
@clydedolly
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Nah but as a gen Z the line about clinging to things from when you were younger because that’s one of the last times the world didn’t feel chaotic is scarily accurate to me.
@LaNoir.
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I love how millennial-ryans haircut looks like 8yo that grew up too fast, it fits perfectly to the premise
@muhammadnazhiefarianda2959
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Why this hurts me so much
@TheUberjammer
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I'm such a millenial that I forgot I was one.
@captainblacksand8484
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Watching this while trying to talk myself out of buying a Charlotte Hornets starter jacket. I feel attacked
@Lucca1103
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Mixtape
@bart2873
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
☹️
@tomjohnson4922
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I sooooooo need a "Pickles Make Everything Better" t-shirt… because they do.
@carlrood4457
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Actually, the housing market is probably going to tank as Baby Boomers and Gen X'ers die off. There are simply fewer Millenials and and Gen Z'rs to buy them so the supply will outweigh the demand.
@EmmaGrove-b4o
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Love the video! But there's sadness in its truthfulness. Also, that close-up of the pickles… They're clearly Vlasic pickles. Any fool could tell that at a glance. Michael Pickleseller is clearly misrepresenting his wares. So, you know, you'll be sued up the wazoo now.
@伏見猿比古-k8c
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
"You got a happy meal for me?"
"Yes sir I do!"
@BadMoveSpaceCadet
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
They literally just had the Friends meal deals.
@mybrainsondrums
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
This sad millennial thanks you sir 🫡, carry on
@HaliShores
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I love Sandwich With a Pretty Big Pickle in It. My favorite place to visit. 7 days a week.
@Oz_GQ
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Brilliant 🤣
@Ogoiabaroxa
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
You should make an sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it video where they make a vegan option wich is "sandwich with a pretty big grass blade in it" but everyone reads it like "sandwich with a pretty big GLASS blade in it, so now they have to fight people that spit deadly glass with a pretty big pickle. (Or two idk)
@avicado9
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Suggestion:
First person to play a card game
@taytortwat
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Yay!! The awkward pickle guy is back!! I still don't want to eat the pickle, but don't you dare forget to put it on the side …. preferably on a side plate as well.
Do you have any bread and butter pickles? I don't like real pickles and want the experience of bad breathe all the same.
@Sandrilyonaify
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
"You're saying I'm not young anymore? No, you are not." Ok that made me sad.
@Garadrim
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
Though I love your videos this one is more true than anything.
Our parents, grandparents and ancestors fought and worked hard to build a future, for us, The Millennials and the ones after. But either people in our generation or the ones before us completely ruined it. Ruined the world. The wrong people got the right positions. And they only care about power and money. It's all about the money. Chase the money. Love it. Sleep with it. Dream about it. F it. Never do anything that doesn't get you money. Walk over everybody in your way. Hate everybody that doesn't have it. Manipulate, lie, do anything.
I hate it. It's disgusting. Greedy. Shallow. Stupid. Inhumane. Immoral.
Hate is tiring. So, so tiring. I'm gonna go sleep now. Hate more tomorrow.
@VVUU113
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
I had a dream about Ryan George where he made a skit about the first guy to be a therapist
@Stray0
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
an acid reflux tablet? hell yeah!
@Stray0
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
damn if McDonalds gave me an acid reflux tablet with my order I'd go there way more often
@willpoweramv
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
They'll probably start doing this soon tbh
@dmurth4664
May 20, 2026 at 4:54 am
They do make Happy Meals for millennials, they're called Happy Meals. Millennials are just children in the shape of adults.