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If Pregnant Mary had a Best Friend

Julie Nolke | January 27, 2026



Typical man, loves to start a project…

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  28. @PhilKelley

    January 27, 2026 at 9:38 am

    We can all learn a lesson from this. This is what the spiritual masters tell us about how you meditate on Scripture – you imagine it happening right in front of you in a realistic scenario. Thank you for this, Julie. You truly have a gift.

  29. @PhilKelley

    January 27, 2026 at 9:38 am

    I really lost it when Julie says, "He's not going to let his son be born, in what, a barn?" (BTW, your timing in delivering these lines is impeccable.)

  33. @joicardinal4125

    January 27, 2026 at 9:38 am

    a thunderclap headache pathognomonic of brain bleed is oneokf most excruciating pain a human can endure.

    what';s real funsies is when the critch whelp costs $100000 for 3 ortho surgioreries then turns out too autistic to be educated.

  37. @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory

    January 27, 2026 at 9:38 am

    Ok lol omg, do the Biblical version tho, Mary did have a BFF, Elizabeth, her cousin. Mary gets the news from the angel that she’s been called up to the majors, like it or not. The angel tells Liz, too. Mary goes to stay w Elizabeth for a few months, like the knocked up teen she is, and ELIZABETH IS FILLED WITH JOY THAT HER SON, JOHN THE BAPTIST, *LEAPED INTO HER WOMB*. Can you imagine your bestie shows up preggo & you are filled with happiness…and you just magically get preggo’d??? Absolutely not! I bet Mary never could stay with relatives after that… “Git outta here, girl, just send me an annual holiday-as-yet-unnamed letter. Hey G-d, I AM NOT FILLED WITH JOY. Not. Filled. With. Joy. Do not even think about it.”

  38. @theresemalmberg955

    January 27, 2026 at 9:38 am

    Actually, it's an ancient belief that Mary gave birth to Jesus miraculously, with no birth pains, no vaginal delivery, just one minute he's inside her and the next he's on her belly. This is found in some of the gospels that didn't make it into the Bible. While not official Catholic doctrine, there are Catholics who do believe that is exactly what happened.

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