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If Cashiers Behaved Like Self-Checkouts

Ryan George | October 27, 2024



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  1. @Jo-Heike

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    Self-checkout is completely different in my country. It doesn't talk, or anything, and there are no specific instructions except scan, and when you do it only shows a list of the wares, and isn't fussy about anything you do. When you're done scanning you enter how many bags you want, and pay, then you get either a receipt with a bar code on it, or just a slip of paper with the same code. You scan the code at a gate of sorts and you can walk out. There's the possibility of random controls but it has only happened once to me, when I brought just one cheap item (which is admittedly suspicious behavior). Otherwise the only thing where assistance is required is for age restricted items, like alcohol, and they only scan their card, they don't need to enter a code.

  2. @thebiggun6666

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    Dude, how can anyone not love self Check out? Like all the items have a barcode. And if they don't have a barcode, they usually have a sticker on them. That gives you the 4 digit number. The only time self checkout bothers me is if there's a bunch of old people who don't understand that it's not the attendance job
    To check out their items for them

  3. @SheldonAdama17

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    Using self-checkout when you only have a few items, want them packed a certain way and don’t wait to wait in a long line for a halfwitted cashier is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  4. @StephanieG1

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    I have always found the women at the self-checkouts, with the exception of the Saturday girls, who are too busy giggling and batting their eyes at the younger males to be very helpful and understanding. The males have the attitude:'I have 1 O' Grade, in woodwork. I am too good for this job'.

  5. @whatwilliwatch3405

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    I don't do self-checkout. I spend a fair portion of my workday checking out other people, so when it comes time to do my own shopping, the last thing I want to do is scan and bag my own stuff. I want to be on the customer side of things once I'm off the clock, not feel like I'm still at work (but not getting paid!).

  6. @LowgaenSchmidt

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    Place your item in the bagging area!!
    I JUST DID!!
    Unexpected item!! Please remove item from bagging area!!
    FINE!! ITS GONE NOW!!
    Item removed from bagging area!!! Please return item!!
    AAAARRGGGHHH!!!!

  7. @456puff

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    Just to let people know of their rights: At least in the U.S., they can legally only ASK to see your receipt. They can't force you to show it if you decline to. They also can't hold or detain you without evidence (video, usually) of you stealing. If they detain you otherwise, I'm pretty sure that's false imprisonment and you can press charges. There's also some laws in place that prohibit them from searching your bag/backpack, etc. without consent. Although I'm not as clear on those laws.

  8. @Myria83

    October 27, 2024 at 9:26 am

    So… self-checkouts in the US record people's faces while they are paying, I guess… I doubt that would be legal in the EU (GDPR… hello!). Do somebody have specific info on that?

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