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Hank the Dwarf: Most Beautiful Person in America – Tales From the Internet

Whang! | July 6, 2026



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The time Howard Stern viewers made Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Person in America

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  1. @Lord_of_ChaoSan

    July 6, 2026 at 1:05 pm

    Our Hero Dwarf deserved to win! I think He is more beautiful than any of the other People that would have won- the others might be pretty to look at but have no personality. Give Me this dwarf with a big personality over those other fake contenders. It is a shame how he went, but hey- that might just be my fate too and I'm just peachy with that.

  2. @cemeteryhill

    July 6, 2026 at 1:05 pm

    Forum dwelling Hercules & Xena fans rigging popularity polls is just the most 90s shit ever lmao. Kinda like how the term "Shipping" that Anime fans love to use comes from old X-Files forums shipping Mulder & Sculley. Too funny the internet hijinks of the 90s.

  3. @TheInternetOracle

    July 6, 2026 at 1:05 pm

    This cannot stand. The disservice People magazine did to Hank, shall be remembered as the line crossed. The only way to correct this dismissal of the peoples will, is to make this man president.

    Hank the Angry Dwarf for President 2028. We the PEOPLES Choice for leader of the free world.

    Media corporations, and domestic oligarchs will tremble in the shadow of Hank the Angry Dwarf.

    😅

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