Greg Bovino: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past
In our 33rd episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of the border patrol Napoleon, Greg Bovino. From his embarrassing work in El Centro, to cosplaying as an SS officer, to escalating ICE devastation around the country, this fascist pipsqueak may be our most wannabe tough-guy yet.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro
02:50 – Family history/early life
06:24 – Working for border patrol in El Centro
09:45 – Greg’s social media posting/Napoleon complex
16:19 – Wrecking havoc with ICE
23:06 – Ad break
26:10 – ICE’s destruction in Chicago/ Marimar Martinez shooting/ Kilmar Abrego Garcia gag order
35:50 – ICE invading Minneapolis, Liam Ramos taken to detention center, shootings of Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti
43:26 – ICE is having trouble retaining agents/Trump admin reassigns Greg
47:59 – Greg’s family
49:17 – Outro/matrix rating
Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M0mkWLZ1oBCyn7EF6QCEohn7cGi8h5aOGytDETfDwFs/edit?usp=sharing
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@foppishdilletaunt9911
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
🐂 🍇 = 😂 💩
@williambremer1729
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Bovino + Bozo. The little dude is comical.
@sabacone
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
He sounds like he represents the Lollipop guild not Boarder patrol
@lynnesenzek562
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Stephan Miller
@lynnesenzek562
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
This made my day, this dipshite Bovino is a Nazi jerk, I wish they had put him in Douglas, Arizona, really out of the weeds. Or Lukeville, it’s only open during daylight hours, on the Arizona border. He is one moron.
@msb511
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Tom Thumbovino needs to be bullied so hard his MOM feels it.
Dad, too.
@phixit101
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Thanks for doing these videos.
@jerrylawson8270
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Great show! Senator Lee, the fkn guy that posted “Nightmare on waltz street”
regarding Senator Hortman and her husband. I have a feeling there’s more there due to some interactions with him that I’ve heard related. May be an interesting dive. Thanks for all you do and keep up the good work!
@ChickadeeBoi
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
10:30 laughing in smug, 5'10, afab, spite fuelled amusement at the wee lil tough guy 😂
@Cecilpedia
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
For your next fucking guy, could you perhaps do Jim Justice or Patrick Morrissey?
@syrexscuse66
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
I LOL every time I hear the words "student loan forgiveness" for ICE.
Seems DHS has forgotten about the right's stance on that AND knew it wouldn't significantly affect their budget.
@Thewavingbear44
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
We need a Markwayne Mullin episode now!
@Mosaic_Crone
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Poor little Bovino. Trump's little mini cow. Being a tiny little 2 legged chihuahua doesn't give you justification for being walking fecal matter 🐂💩
You fell for the historical British ignorance & propaganda. Napolean, in reality, was 5'7" tall. He had a minimum requirement of 6'5 for the guards he surrounded himself with both on & off the battlefield. He deliberately created the illusion of being a tiny man to throw opponents off in battle, hence, giving him the advantage of going for the kill shot 1st.
Good riddance, may your bank account be cyberhacked, completely wiping out your savings & severance package. Leaving you destitute & forcing you to live out your retirement unsuccessfully, desperately seeking employment that never comes. May no employer want to deal with the shitstain hiring you would be on their company's reputation.
@cerin59
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
I hate with passion anyone who does bra ads that "fit everyone". NO THEY FUXING DON'T. ANOTHER SMALL CHESTED WOMEN SELLING BS CRAP we don't need to waste more money on. I PROMISE you more women wear cups larger than that bra will ever be more comfy than gen tshirt bra. Sick shit
@AngryMan540
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Bovino is the perfect example of a man "listening for the music" as if life is an action movie… gets people killed in dangerous situations
@dtr-g1s
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Just reading the lede, you know there's a ton of material.
@njosborne6152
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
People are the East Coast have absolutely no idea of what has happened in California, including the bombing of Highway one that goes through the Marine base at Pendleton. I might add a police car, that was blocking the road, was struck by shrapnel from one of the incoming wayward missiles.
Our Generals and Admirals are
QUITE INSANE! As much the as the
DE🤡RANGE PED🤡PHILE🙀🐔💩
@MagnusIratusLiberales
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
As a small penis man, please stop making fun of us, its a real condition and it is very unsensative of you to talk like this.
@MagnusIratusLiberales
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Greg bovino seems cool. I like him. We need border❤
@chitskirits
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Hey 'bro' what happened with 'sista', are 'sista' out of fashion in good ol' US ov A?
@MakBerny7019
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
hahahahahahahahaha made me laugh right from the start 🙂 his munchkin voice
@brianfoster3615
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Herr Blow-vino needs to be locked up!
@IM.citizen
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
You don’t look up jury nullification. You have someone send the definition to you in signal and read it after getting on the jury. Whatever it is I have stayed pristinely ignorant of it and can plainly and honestly attest during examinations that I do not know the meaning of the term.
@Rontech44
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Bovino😮 awe! I get fiyard, and me doodie in my diaper just like orange papa! 😂
@Rontech44
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Hey Ladies me and my family love you. Greg Bovino " Follow the yellow brick road 💛 " 😆 🤣 😂😂 Ronald from the Twin Cities Minneapolis/St Paul Minnesota
@ringolake
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
sadly, none of this is surprising. however, now that we're "strongly" punishing iran for something or other, we'll be too busy doing the war thing to bother ourselves with domestic issues. this is what happens when we destroy the "public" in schools and opt, instead, for proselytization and mindless support for magical beings in the sky. here we go again, waggin' the dog in the middle east so that we can avoid doing anything about hundreds of pedophiles and millions of pedophile protectors and trump's penchant for putting his weenie in tiny places. isn't it time to become just a little bit impatient with our "system" and it's lackluster efforts in exposing the trump/epstein files??
@kymlouise
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
I’m an Australian & I share a bedroom with a huntsman spider that is bigger & scarier than Greg Bovino
@TheOrigionalMrsSmith
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Bovino looks like a little stud, mad cuz she’s short and full of himotions
@Aliphatic
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
You two are very funny🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@heavenly2k
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
These episodes sometimes really paint a picture of a child that was failed by the adults around them, and then continued the cycle of creating pain instead of breaking it
@adroxlincoln3656
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Nesse episódio nossas heroínas discorrem sobre a vida do menor homenzinho do mundo
@UlyKansas
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
9:14 dang Disney channel movies sure went down a dark path!
@Eddie_Dust
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Pee-Wee Vermin.
@robertaschultze3684
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
There was n o riot!
@gudrunlarasveinsdottir5378
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
My husband is a legionaire veteran and was at the front lines in the gulf War and is the highest decorated veteran of our country to this day and he can't even watch these ice garbage guys hard at work without thinking how much of a low life they are. Probably imagining being what my husband actually is and has earned with courage and honour. What a bunch of loosers and should be ashamed of them selves. I would divorce my husband if he would join ice.
@djdannycosmo
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Bro Greg Bovino is a 5 foot munchkin 😳
@armandolopez8983
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
Brutal! Well deserved!
@CarrollDaniel-n3z
March 16, 2026 at 5:50 am
bovino needs one or 2 real men like me, age 72, jui jutsu master withe the opportunity to jump him…He won't meed to eat as I'll feedhuim concrete or dirt ( with poop, of course)😮😊
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