Casually Explained: Cycling

There's also owns a tandem/vintage/trike/recumbent bike/penny farthing kind of cyclist, my dad being one of them. Typically friendly, especially when asked about their bike, may attempt to induct you into their cult by inviting you to a event where you wear tweed whilst you cycle.

Cyclist. Ha ha.

i once saw a man who looked homeless on a bike made from 10 other bikes he was wearing jeans, and he was passing a man with a $3,000 bike and bike gear. 😂😂😂 it was the funniest thing i ever seen

Love that video. 😀 “Pregnant women are not aero” xD

Glad im a MTBer

On point, except you forget most of us (as we get older) stop caring about aero and rackless bikes and we start appreciating zone 2 and heavy bikepacking50lb rigs with two bike racks and bags slow riding carrying 12pack of beers strapped to our bike racks along with our camping gear while slowly riding to our campsites😂😂

Aw man, I just got a new £1500 bike and I already meet most of these stereotypes 😥

now where does mountain biking come into this

Actual commuter here. I actually do work at a god damned grocery store and wear a little red light on my helmet. There was no need for violence.

It's really more of a general store with groceries and the light is on the rear-driver's-side of my head not the top, but i have sustained a personal attack.

I do worry every day some tweaker will steal my Craigslist Giant 29er. I do sacrifice speed coming up to interactions and stop at red lights. I do say out loud "wowee, is that Lance Armstrong?" when I see people in those $120 shirts plastered with miscellaneous brand insignia originally intended to be worn by someone paid to advertise in the hideous fuckin things.

Sometimes, I even ride my fifteen miles one-way in jeans.

https://youtube.com/shorts/tIFPudDSCwM?si=RTM0VCGjYC6Mevyx

They made a bike to avoid bottles. Aero is everything indeed

Cyclists are almost as aggressive and petty as runners

I know a guy who rides his bike multiple times a week to different towns, all a couple hours away from eachother. Just to ride his bike more. He has a full time job AND a wife. Hes the most insane guy i know. Insane as in actually crazy, something has to be wrong with him

I started riding a bicycle as a means to aid in recovery for a chronic issue with ma ankle joint

I hate cyclists
especially those who wear the stupid looking bicycle clothes
because those are exactly that kind of cyclist who doesn't use the bike lane(which cost the tax payer, basically car drivers, 2-5 million per mile to build)

I do everything to keep the bike well maintained but also try to avoid making it look good
it must be dirty, rust spots are a bonus

a helmet is optional, because only irresponsible drivers get in to accidents
if you ride in a proper upright position like humans evolved to be then you can spot dangerous situations a mile away

there is absolutely no need to speed past pedestrians, just hit the brakes and pass them in a safe manner after ringing the bell to make them aware that you are coming
the bell is optional because the old shifter and chain is so loud they hear you before you see them
you get extra training because you get to accelerate again

I am surely trying to self suffer myself 😢. There is nothing more enjoyable than riding my bike. 😍

Bikers fault

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