Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA After over seven years of weekly meetings with his psychiatrist, 35-year-old Chris Vaughan told reporters Friday he is thrilled to be just two 45-minute sessions away from completely resolving all of his problems. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on […]
Unlike anything you’ve already seen about Jeffrey Epstein, this documentary uncovers the truth behind one of America’s most notorious perverts. This is Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
In college, Kim Jones was forced to endure a non-consensual acoustic guitar solo that would change her life forever. Today, she’s empowering young women on college campuses across the country to stand up and fight against these very same types of unwanted serenades. Become an Onion member while it’s still […]
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly. (Aired 10/25/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
HP announced they’re making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
For More Today Now: http://onion.com/11SqwuB Ryan Jurgens rode the bench most of the season, but when his coach gave him a chance, it really paid off! Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Evil neighbors who knew the alleged shooter say he was not particularly quiet and did not keep to himself, but rather was just as openly and outwardly depraved as they are. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
In The Know: Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
