Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?
In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.
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In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
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November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
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@jojomakes
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
I lost it at the end. I don’t know they kept themselves from laughing after Nancy lol
@saradapagediocletian9707
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Only thing I knew about whales is that they were large!
@LonelyRiverLilly
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
I ask myself these things every day
@WayneT1969
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Growing up a chubby kid, I can really relate to this.
@peterl.104
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
17 years later and this problem is still relevant.
@Sp4mMe
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
If whale education had been better, the highest grossing video games now wouldn't be South Korean waifu and husbando games.
@michelerich1590
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
84% 🤣
@patrickraynes6612
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Whale hello!
@chickenitza8
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
The woman that sings in whale is wearing a swimsuit.
@eggy6815
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
As someone from Wales, I can confirm I misread the title.
@ViVi2929-u5b
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
disgraceful that our kids aren't learning enough about these wonderful creatures
@LjubljančanZDola
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
🐋
@catlance
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
so sad
@YTonYahoo
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
ok
@giridharpavan1592
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
just whalin out there
@personperson.7744
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Sorry, but it’s not fair for children to fall behind in their whale education because their parents didn’t teach them. We need to teach it in schools so everyone has the same level of knowledge
@MrStevemur
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Despite all this funding there are actually kids who can’t even spell wale. Do better!
@aguyyoudontknowatall
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Are they taking about whales or sexuality? I am confused
@nathanbermudez2444
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
RFKs kids definitely learned about whales
@jeffdroog
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Clifford Banes has always been within all of us!
@keiyakins
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Yknow what? For all the problems with children learning about whales, the positive depiction of continuing education is genuinely heartwarming.
@danielrobinson2991
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
We don’t need to know more about Wales, it’s got sheep and mountains and rain, what else is there to know?
@jonathanleach1050
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
If government schools aren't teaching us about whales, is it because they don't want the next generation of Americans to know what is the true beauty of genuine freedom?
@willyjoerockhead
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
2:00 i didn't see that coming!
@anthonymeade7345
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
1:19 20th would be good.
@lakthederg
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
16 years later, still not enough whale information. Never enough whale information.
@luiysia
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
this is how old people unironically talk about cursive
@Totallyrealroddhoward
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
I thought that said Wales😅
@josie4065
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
Such a good song
@alexborlin3482
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
This must be what news broadcasts are like in the civilization games
@normalguy246
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
we were doing a whale unit in preschool when this video was uploaded 😭
@user-ty2uz4gb7v
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
🐋 🤷
@user-xj7rc6fp6b
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
I’m sure their educational standards are low. Because none of them know whales are delicacy.
@kittyonmydesk5532
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
"Whale!"
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@dan8910100
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
if we just get rid of all the whales we wouldnt have to spend money learning about them. win win.
@sliceofheaven3026
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
You can never learn enough of Whales.
@martineldritch
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 am
I remember a video where an American teen was asked to point out whales on a map and they were like, "I dunno, here?" and pointed to a western bit on the isle of Great Britain. I was horrified at the ignorance
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