Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays
With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress.
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@RedAmberFox
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
This was made 7 years after 9/11… dont tell me people haven't gotten soft on comedy…
@jmadratz
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
I love the ending where they say “…coming up next we’re going to discuss worm farms”
@Thefunnyhaha910
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
“We need to delay this!”
“bruh, bro build this already.”
@phillyfan3942
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Back when we had a sense of humor. Try this now
@alijama8821
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Israel an alqaeda worked together.
@Zombified2012
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gizzard3000
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Build it and go there and wait 💀
@ZunarSnow
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Worm farms are more important!!+++1+!+1+!
@jbotisnice
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
we need another plane, this trade center is ugly
@wegankpvp
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
😭
@ADITYAALOK
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
“Bollywood award show to be kept under 50 hours!!”😂😂😂😂
@TenQuadrilli0n
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
This likely due to the fact that they actually want to fly another plane into the new tower, but can't because its delayed
@AndrewGeorge-qb7gm
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
wait for what 😅😅😅😅😅
@Orientvr
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
The irony is crazy
@Trizzy_68
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
R.I.P OSAMA DA GOAT 🐐💣
@michaelmyers8729
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
jesus…
@itz_display_name
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"transportation system is directly linked to it, i think that will prove very helpful"
that got me off
@SidewaysBurnouts
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Molessad
@griffinroblox73
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"The president should have an office on the highest of floors"
@HonorableBaconHawk
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Why did I just get recommended this 😭😭😭
@1hmed-TN
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
And with days world learned this was most successful operation ever done by Mossad …. Don't fund Al Qaeda with American taxes than pretend to fight terrorism ….. This propaganda if terrorism ain't working or fooling anyone no more
@JohnNNJ
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Why is every other comment just quoting what we all just watched?
@Humanitywar-l1e
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Why was the terrorist organisation that caused the attacks and the deaths of 3 thousand people have a representative about rebuilding the site THEY attacked?
Edit: holy shit I didn’t realise it was the onion
@Rocksteaddy
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Worm farms after the 9/11 talk is wild but ok🙏😭
@aidengallimore6793
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
It said ground zero and I thought it meant tarkov just to realize this was made 17 years ago
@E-Brightvoid
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Wild showing me this today😂😂😂😂😂
@AlexanderH-s4t
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Fake
@easy_em2
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
what a day to get this recommended
@thenewherooftime815
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"Pretentious congressman sworn in with hand on Thomas Pynchon novel"
@TeWaitangiWire
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"John McCain gets recalled to fight in Iraq" and "federal health inspector shuts down mississipi" were hilarious the fucking banners are bangers
@generalaladeen8303
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
17 YEARS later and still that lady hasn got no clue yet .
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"So I say to them: Build it, and go there, and wait."
Amazing.
@MahabubMafi02.116
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
1:41😂
@heatherwelch7813
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Is this supposed to be satire
@Mr.Florida_2040
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Where was spiderman.
@xbox07
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
"The large, sharp spike has many possibilities" is actually insane
@biscuit5061
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
They traded the entire Iraq with a building in new york, i say it was not worth it ?
@robfut9954
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Maybe things will speed up once we have a Muslim governor
@mahatmajesus8593
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
This is greatest way of insightful comedy on 9/11 tragedy because its not mocking but process grief in funny way by pointing out aspects of terror by reducing them to how actually ridiculous terror is. Its best comedic way to oppose terror with words that I ever heard.
@StarG862
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Onion is one of best art manifestación that came from US idea concept at it’s best interpretation
@Radiotroop
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
The Al Queda spokesperson with a Russian accent is the cherry on top
@edukee
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
The guy is dressed to look specifically palastinian out of all people, no way this is a random mistake
@savagerobuxanddiamondplayz3927
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Look up the clean break memo, PNAC, Lavon affair, USS Liberty, & Dancing Israelis
@savagerobuxanddiamondplayz3927
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Israel did it
@suckmyrasputin
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
Helo
@PatheticTim
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
17 years later 💀💀
@aadityaprakash1876
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
🤣🤣🤣
@Taser420
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
wait why am i just now seeing this
@BrockTheTrainer
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 am
2008 was 17 years ago? fuuuuuuuuu
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