Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise
While frustrated parents may feel driven to violently shake their video game-playing grown children who still live at home, it can have serious medical consequences. Ben Stiller also weighs in on the issue.
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@sandrafaith
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
looks at the year
How effing prophetic
@betterleftsaid3688
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
😂
@ValeDalir
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
"Ain't no such thing as half way shook!" LMAO!
@SocialistDog
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
I know this is a joke, but we have to see why we got here in the first place. tax the rich
@corbaivudu
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Wait until singularity, we won’t need to think (although many already are incapable of that), never mind exercise!
Video games took kids out of the yards, even off of the ice. I live where there USED to be pick-up hockey games every weekend. Now, the wind howls solo over the ice, as the kid-men sit gorging themselves into obesity and non-experience. Instead of skating, they are summoning video-elves or shooting at something. 😑
@scene2much
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
What do they call a female Man-Child… are there even pronouns for them ?
@titianarasputin
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
I rold my adult nephew to get a job and he curled up on the floor and cried and told me he didn't feel safe around me anymore.
@juliatanner3247
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
"Just because I don't have a life it doesn't mean I don't deserve to live." That mantra gets me through every day.
@garrisondinsmore5808
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
"they have some of their lives ahead of them" 😂😂😂
@A1Andvinyl
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
“They have some of their life ahead of them” quote of my life lmao
@jodiejohnson2408
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Ladies, how many of you sent this to your hubby?🤚
@cornpopwasabaddude4188
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Never go full retard
@nomo4511
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
oh PLEASE !! LAZY WHITE BOY SYNDROME…call it what it is
@verdazair
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
I mean, I can't tell if Ben Stiller was AI. The problem is this is so on-brand for him as an actor, that debating such is virtually useless.
@KittyKeypurr
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Truth! Just walked out on a grown manchild throwing a tantrum about an hour ago.
@CrazyRiverOtter
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
GOD. I wish the housing market would improve so this video doesn't apply to me, even down to working part time at a board game store. XD
Been applying for new stuff. Wish me luck, fellas!
@Bob-of-Zoid
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
@MastaGambit
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
anybody knows if that website at the end still works? im not about to find out lol
@abee8405
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
I'd argue they already had cognitive disabilities before… their parents are doing them a disservice from a young age!
@icefuxkinblows
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
oh ben stiller, how i love you 😂
@kissmystamps
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
This is my life! Painfully funny video!😂
@humlakullen
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Damn str8…. Leave them alone:-)!
@TheBarkin_Dog
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
single Mommy does mind if Jr. never
grows up….moves out. WHY…… because she's afraid of being ALONE@Novaste_85
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
This is brilliant.
@saddamhusseinaltakriti
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Stiller's one of the biggest manchildren there is.
@brucebanner7490
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Wow … sounds blessed
@MichelleGarcia-fg2xq
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
This extends into the 60s 😂
@sukhmindersinghvirk9065
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
STILLEEERRRRRR
@overclucker
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
I'm sending this to my mom and then banging on the wall and yelling 'MOM I SENT YOU A VIDEO! YES ON YOUR PHONE! DID YOU THINK THE MAIL MAN PUT IT IN THE FUCKING MAILBOX!?! FUCK!'
@PeacefulChaoticGodless
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Finally a headline I can get behind!
@karenruthshaw1
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Crazy how people object to spending most of their waking hours being treated like garbage with no time or energy for a personal life.
@josephbelisle5792
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
The term 'man-child' is an oxymoron. Its repetitive. Like saying baby colt. You know they are a child by the identifiier 'man'. When Noam Chomsky defends his relationship with Epstein, wont talk about his time with these people. There is no adult man. We live on a planet of adult children. Idiocracy.
@FDR_progressive_liberal
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
My favorite Onion headline is still "Bush sworn In. America's Long Nightmare of Peace and Prosperity Comes to an End."
@jasonsloboda9443
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Thats my 14 year old!
@cipedead0777
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 pm
Not a real sight. I think it could be fake.
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