The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
Unlike anything you’ve already seen about Jeffrey Epstein, this documentary uncovers the truth behind one of America’s most notorious perverts. This is Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
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@Yourbuisnessnun
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Is this a mockumentry
@Yourbuisnessnun
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
2:07 as tou said he is a rich powerful white man
@Yourbuisnessnun
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
0:37 was that real
@mondligumede8841
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
'He knew i loved molesting kids'.How did we get here in the first place?Is this woman even arrested?
@kadarrosa9926
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
alleged rubble allegedly was once an alleged school before alleged American alleged missile exploded it, allegedly
@Corrrrnick
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
The preist being a “Pedophile Expert” is so funny.
@NurseCarnivore
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
omg lol
@youaredumbm8
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
As if there are good pedophiles
@ag4838
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Dead Pedophiles do not re-offend. no cure for their illness
@ag4838
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
just one word. … Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo. Joo.
@braddavis9895
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Fake death 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KubasKlimkar
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Satirical document has 100% accurate priest
@benamition4209
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Bad pedophile yeah like there was ever a good one lol
@hawktalon7890
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Holy shit how am I only seeing this now?
@VOID_LZQ
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
PEDOPHILES ARE CRIMINALS TF? 3:48
@KC76950
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Is this supposed to be funny? 😮😢
@nashwolf1731
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
The fact that The Onion is the most well documented news channel is something especially since it's all comedic sarcasm and satire.
@LADYxREBEL
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
I see comments from people who dont realize this is humor 😂😆😅🤣
@peppermintpattycam5546
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
This is really disrespectful to the victims.
@rockroll7218
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Is #epstein really dead?
@LADYxREBEL
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
😂😂😂😂
@Gatsby-nk4fq
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
that snippet of elon laughing at the end… did the onion know something back then that the rest of us didn't?
@lexflynn1994
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
im glad this is just parody. i would be terrified if this stuff was really happening
@SurfaceWorx-w2l
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
The Trump Administration was cleared by lack of evidence.
@SurfaceWorx-w2l
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
You think Jeff is sitting somewhere watching all this???
@SurfaceWorx-w2l
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Where are the democrat protesters
@SurfaceWorx-w2l
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Shown only after years in Democrats control to doctor everything up first
@SurfaceWorx-w2l
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
So proud Our now reigning President had nothing to do with Epstein's perversion and sex scams.
@janxxxzzz
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Loved it ❤
@Coffee-Catherine
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
I genially think this is the best Onion video. The bit about him being “a pretty cool guy”is so insanely accurate to the horrible agenda you see media like these documentaries sometimes push for celebrities who aren’t great people. Like there is something so awful about peeking into a world where someone tries to sell you the idea that Jeffry “had bedroom eyes, the ladies know what I’m talking about”. I cannot stop thinking about that joke whenever he comes up, I love it.
@kokosibritva4545
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
It's funny cause it's true
@YamCherie
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Just because Jeff Epstein had years worth of blackmail video footage to use against the elite, does NOT mean that the DOJ has any evidence that there are coconspirators that can be arrested and prosecuted.
@lunarsoundstage8327
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
This made me laugh long enough to stop thinking about how fucked up things are , now I’m back to thinking about how fucked up things are . I love you onion never change!
@MatteuchDioro
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
AREA MAN
captures on video :
Yeti, Sasqutch, LochNess Monster
(IfyouPleasiosaur),
Hendrix, Joplin, Chappelle,
Charlie Kirk and jEpstein
all hangin out with
benZion mileikowski in
the Tunnel System below
ISIS-RA-EL . . .
News at Eleven . . .
@MatteuchDioro
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Yes
Teddy Cruz-Kinktroll…
We Should STOP
being such Meanies
to Child RAPISTS . . .
Maybe we could
Pay Penance by
Offering Our Children to them…
Like MOLOCH,
minus the
Cooking and Screaming and
Blood Drinking . . .
and Butchering the
Infant Bodies for
BurgerThing and CracDonnilz…
@MatteuchDioro
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
I was wondering :
With all the
CHILDREN
being
TORTURED
by the UN/NATO and
C P S
(Child Pizzagate Spetznatz)
for
BLOOD HARVESTING,
are Minors now a global
M I N O R I T Y . . . ?
@ElizabethStar-q1e
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
I haven’t watched the video but I have a question: So there are good pedophiles???? Since the title says “bad pedophile”
@amytamez
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Your video’s title is wrong 😡 there is no good pdffff!
@Fat-f7y
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Bro jews aren't white 😂
@Str8Ace43
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Funny this seems like the first real post for the onion
@ComedianTim
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
These are so incredibly well produced always. The ONN really is the shiniest turd in a pile of doodoo.
@Realasyou-dc10
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
He certainly crammed a lot in, not forgetting managing The Beatles!
One wonders, ‘Where did he find the time to make it look like he killed himself?’ His time management was to die for.
@klaytonpeterson
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
Allegedly….I needed this 😂😂😂😂
@DarrellTerry-m3m
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
The English mayflower ladys family tree looks like a telephone pole.😂😂
@chipsanddip_6784
March 8, 2026 at 9:44 am
The dow is looking good guys
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