Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too | ONN
Evil neighbors who knew the alleged shooter say he was not particularly quiet and did not keep to himself, but rather was just as openly and outwardly depraved as they are.
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@MichelleMiller-n1t
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
DENNIS WAS A DEMOCRAT
@BrandonSullivan-d5i
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I know people like this….
@Stephenc35753
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
This one is dark 😂😂
@TheCavalier782
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
'creation of federal vengeance registry' thats some omsk shit right there.
@analogshell1869
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
The US government right now
@furiousdemon5713
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Relief when he finally did it
@Eco-Extinctionist
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Charlie Kirk sympathizers: 😭😭🤡🤬🤬❄️
Tyler Robinson: 🗿🗿🗿
@Eco-Extinctionist
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
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║🌎🌿·˖ 𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛 ˖.🌿🌏║
║🕊️🗿・ 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗛 ・🗿🕊️║
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@thecourier3152
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I love the Onion
@WrongTalkRadio
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Even the onion diversified its news
@legitbeans9078
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
"Evil doctors" 🤣
@FrenkTheJoy
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Luke *what*er?
@FrenkTheJoy
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Bullseye.
@werewolfgirl1995
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I thought this was supposed to be a The Onion video
@thegatorhator6822
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Remember when they were funny?
@Readmit
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Why did you guys have him survive at the end? He should not survive, it should be just like Columbine and Virginia Tech. That would’ve been way better of an ending.
@Demilich23
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
this is literally how the world actually works
almost everyone is a mindless loosh parasite which proliferates evil for its own sake
@PiotrDzialak
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Oh, poor Travis, he failed the school year twice just to end up in a wrong class…
@ursula4292
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I thought this was supposed to be a satirical website
@titusgray4598
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Can we talk about that Baskin-Robbins torture report?
@Frostnburn
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
He's an arsenal fan?
that's a tormented soul crying for help, for crying out loud!
@jorgegutierrez8588
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
[Panting and salivating]
@EpicYoutuber21
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
I know this has been out for a while but I just want everyone to know that the onion did this exact same bit better 17 years ago… I DEMAND the return of today now and in the know with Clifford Baines (who is unavailable right now as he is in the process of faking Jeffrey Epstein’s death)
@shadowlanderreturns
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Every time I see this back in my recommended I start wondering why.
@CrazyDiamond80
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
The Onion is officially BACK!!
@elanderan1104
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
This is like a Star Trek mirror universe episode but real life
@Peeeler
February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm
Ts lowk evil
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