Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
@StrifeRider-rx1yu
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Gawd damn anorexia
@treasalynam8940
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Being honest, this is an INCREDIBLY (hilarious) but BRAVEEEE channel!! Like it’s so funny but like there’s an insanely thin woman actually doing this?!?! This show has major 🥎 🎱 🎾 balls!!!!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
@usmh
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
For anyone ready to try something new: get in legal trouble! Not only will the constant stress reduce your appetite, your lawyer will take a pound of flesh from you.
@rockhopper_392
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
She needs to put the donuts down.
@sherrystarling6092
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
No food equals weight loss anyway
@purplequestionmark
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
i can't believe that they didnt mention how the best way to lose weight is to die! i mean, dead people have no desire to eat, there are no cravings and you aren't getting a single calorie in your diet, and you lose weight continuously! i mean, why be skin and bone when you can be just bone?
@Brittany25-j6f
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
The actors playing hosts are great!
@MichaelCarlEaton
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
My wife and I have been following the diet for a month now. The mortician was amazed at how thin we had gotten. We’ve gone through our coffins now, except for the hinges.
@locobob
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Ah. A time before PC or trigger warnings.
@RyanMathews-ld7hi
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Gnawing on the office table 🤣🤣
@RyanMathews-ld7hi
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
I fuckin love the onion
@stephenholmgren405
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
16 years after this was filmed, the actress that played Alana is probably dead from anorexia. These videos are meta dark
@punishedpinecone4772
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
remember that if you're obese you don't have a leg to stand on when criticising her for being underweight. Probably literally too, because you have diabetes
@giorgiocaron9121
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
She looks soo good!! She's cutely chubby i would say
@c00lestkidd0z
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Pica rep??
@morningstar9233
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
My dog's been on this diet his whole life and he's still fat.
@ArcaneEiro
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Rip Alana😢
@godisjihyo3615
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
she kinda looks like laezel
@TedBackus
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
ive never been in to chubby girls like this lady
@RikodiusRex
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Taking notes 😂
@kingsofthering
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Casting call for woman who looks like she hasn't eaten in years.
This woman: "My time to shine"
@alzeNL
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
When I'm having an executive meeting, its always in the office where the desk is made out of Swiss chocolate, as soon as i'm in that meeting and mid way thru the 1000th power point presentation, the urge just to have a nibble on the chocolate desk is really huge. Thanks to this excellent video I shall be able to control my urges, if only the book was on Amazon, i'd buy it right away.
@phatphreelatte9328
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
What That Vegan Teacher will do when she realizes plants are alive too:
@CHRB-nn6qp
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
We thought that this was a parody and then they invented breatharianisn
@daleksec01
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
She's just like me frfr
@HeldIntegral
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
2024 onion could never live up to this kind of production value 😂
@madx80h
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
The thumbtack headline reminds me of the movie “Swallow” lol
@Wispa03
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
I mean start substituting the objects with actual food and it really is just anorexic behaviour
@pepaigea
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
Okay that's enough Today Now for tonight
@SarastistheSerpent
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 pm
“A bowl of thumbtacks will keep you feeling full all the way to the hospital.”
Lmfaoo
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