Yikes! This Detective Wasted His Entire Flirtatious Damsel Scene Trying to Light His Cigarette!
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@GrillsBare
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
ok stop you almost broke me this time. ๐คฃ
@Oh.ELM294
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
like what am I supposed to do, read it
@ratboys8689
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
THIS IS VERY FUNNY HOWEVER I HAVE A CIGARETTE ADDICTION SO THIS WAS HARD TO WATCH
@taymaateyah1757
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ I can't .. the nipple๐๐๐๐๐๐
@spectatedf15
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I don't know what's funnier. The detective lighting Five Matches and still failing to light the cigar, or female joel talking about her husband being a cuck.
@sleepwalksidewalk
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
great nipple
@jackb8598
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This should have so many more views man.
@pablovirus
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
lmao
@christopherwoodjr235
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This was hilarious, especially the end. I completely broke down in laughter
@winterviveca5976
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
"OH I'M SO LONELY… me and my cuckold husband…"
@staceynewby7504
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Me and my cuck ol' husband ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@noblebork7444
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I'm imagining that it took multiple takes because the cigarette lit
@fredwardv6988
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
How did Joel displaying his male body not break the immersion? I'm so confused. It works too well.
@HashCracker
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I wasnt sure where this skit was going but bro, the silhouette of him eating the cigar? Genius
@TheIFunnyMan
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
For someone who used to smoke and had to occassionally use old school matches to light a cigarette, even without wind or rain….this is pretty damn accurate.
@FullBlownChinese
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I wish Joel Haver was my dad
@echomorpheus
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This whole video is a mood lol
@doris9025
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
The way the detective choked in the end. ๐๐
@rehanfarooqui2071
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Lmfaoooo one of the best. Amazing superb craft!!
โSorry I uh have a fear of fireโ ๐คฃ
@Kriakye2435
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Holy crap this had me cry laughing. Hilarious
@SebbyPlaysMusic
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Y'know, one of my favorite things about this channel is that it's inspiring to see someone put out so much quality material. I feel that as a musician. I used to hit writer's block fairly often, but once you're like "I'm just going to keep doing this because I love it and I'm not gonna stress validation because this already feels validating by my own standards," then what matters most is the personal connection. Connecting to ourselves by expressing through our material helps us to connect to others much more than simply trying to appeal to them. That's what makes these videos so appealing to me. It seems that making these videos brings Joel and his pals the same kind of joy (and other emotions) he brings to his audience. Glad we could be a part of it.
@Rubarbleh
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
sherlock holmes interacting with women
@jeksewnoleeray1020
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
2:21
@kylerk343
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
โIโll try 5 thatโll do it.โ
@faceless2302
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
living in a windy city: "I can kind of taste it"
@calebmcnevin
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
"Stupid me, I just gotta use a couple" ๐
@henryplaidjacket7860
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This needs a fuckload more views..
@flapitheflaper3592
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Hhhh
@fuzzypickles3129
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This entire piece is one of my favorites. I absolutely loved every moment of this. Outstanding work.
@adamhenrywalker
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Epic detective
@alejandrolenin93
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
that's why true detectives use zippos
@pseudotasuki
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Fullboob: the ultimate tease
@RedChems
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I don't even smoke, and yet "come on, you fucker" is something I've said to inanimate objects more times than I can count.
@asmitsharma70
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Someone get this man a Lighter
@marttram2183
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Detectives missing out. I 10/10 would smash
@ilhamkalel9638
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
๐๐๐๐
@leisurelyarting
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Fuck ๐๐๐ Smart detective trying to distract himself from that crazy messed up, very aggressive woman.
@iamwolf805
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
โMe and my cuckold husbandโ omg I died ๐๐๐
@TheDorkShop
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
vintage prons
@ubercow6611
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I just discovered an old school Haver classic
@Heather-fx7sr
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Either Joel us into the cuckold thing or he learned about it one day and it just kept sneaking into his art
@lostmarimo
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Omg such an epic fail. Like and subscribe bois /10
@celebalert5616
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Joel gets away with putting full booba on ytube because he's too powerful
@schok51
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
*handsome*… men, *strong*… men
@jonquilgemstone
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
The way he delivered that line "Me and my cuckhold husband" had me laughing XD
Just…that voice and timing is too good!
@shu_trishna
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
I need more of this short films
@Frostgiantbutsmall
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
=)
@kimgkomg
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
This is why you don't smoke, kids
@davidtogi5878
January 29, 2026 at 10:31 pm
Give him zippo
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