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When They Come in 2 Minutes Before Closing

Drew Talbert | April 11, 2026



Ruby starts her career off at Bistro Huddy with a possible solution to a common restaurant worker annoyance

Co-write w/ Andrea Kelley

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  1. @HonestDaveV1

    April 11, 2026 at 2:07 am

    I've been going to the same laundromat for the last nine years and those last nine years they've had a sign up on the front door that says and I quote. (Open till 9, Last wash at 8.)

    It makes perfect sense to me.

  2. @RVDove

    April 11, 2026 at 2:07 am

    Yup, we have the same policy at my hotel restaurant: last seating is a half hour before closing time, and (since we're a buffet) servers are to give their sections a last call about fifteen minutes before the kitchen tears down the buffet. And the hosts are not supposed to let anyone in after last seating. (Happens anyway with new hosts, but usually only once.)

  3. @kellivincenzo5410

    April 11, 2026 at 2:07 am

    Everyone knows don't go into a restaurant unless you got an hour to eat….The couple that came in are aholes…Kitchen is cleaned up.. Everyone ready to leave…LOVE RUBY'S idea ❤❤❤

  4. @mwmatthews1

    April 11, 2026 at 2:07 am

    I had a conversation once,
    can I order food?
    Sorry, the kitchen closes at 9.
    What time is it?
    It's 9.
    But there's lots of people eating, can't we order?
    Sorry, but we close at 9
    But all these people are still here, why can't we order?
    Because we're closed.
    Took several minutes for them to grasp it😂

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