What Theo Von Eats
Excerpt from Dating, One Love, Greyhound Bus Pipes | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #34
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@MysteryClown
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Eating capri sun?
@omshomestead
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
You would fit right in our villahold. Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 ❤🎉
@Algorithm347
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
The desert club!!!!
@alleyk9508
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
That was such a beautiful story 🙂
@DrinkswithChris
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Avocados are an elite food right there. Aguacate is Spanish for Avocado. You learn something new every day from Drinks with Chris boiiii
@Andrew-vh7ty
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I don’t mind a chocolate puddin dude
@jsopesos
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
“Dip a catfish in a vat of mayonnaise” lmfao this is why you’re 2nd to none Theo
@CinnamonSwirlllll
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Dunkin donnnnnnuts
@jonathanrosas2106
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
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@user-gz5yf1xy3s
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Damm now I'm have to try avocado with mayo
@Mr.Paul_Revere
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Crock pot hommie
@theoldblood3804
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
the only person I'll listen to twice about what the fuck they eat…
@zackjacobson1987
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Get the green top. OK.
@npd6225
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Soon as he said “smoothies” I thought about that story when he was coked up with a brand new blender on Rogan.
@dallasorr1794
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I cant get enough of theo so great
@johntaylor7496
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Possum smoothies
@vishalsheoran8257
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
You know
@JSalonsky
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
What I gathered from this is Theo still does a lot of coke
@gibson3419
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Ya know
@vegetasdad
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Fuck dressing, strictly dry salads papAh
@kensteel6100
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Theo eats that Louisiana poon pudding brah
@goof260
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
ya know…
@anitatoke3381
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Ffs you have the same diet as my two year old. Lol
@jcar2412
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I thought this was just going to be various flavors of dick
@dudedidyouseethatt
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
this was valuable info thank you
@jeremywilson6949
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Cookies with cheese on’em lol
@Modern_abe
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I think we might be brothers…😳
@tomjames1285
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
so he has a toddlers diet… lol
@dylan6679
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
What about the cinnamon you used to eat out an old perverts hand lol? Can’t be forgetting that
@Zoso37123
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Lol I don't know who asked for this, but I like it.
@bookwizard23
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Avo.. with mayo. that's a new one
@skinblanketed
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Apples with peanut butter is the snack of gods.
@TheWarriorSage1357
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
0:42 I hang with the sherbets
@mizzle1788
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I'll fuck up a bag of cuties
@flex_piper
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
1:35
You're the Rat King bruh, That's where that Cheese addiction kicks in. 👍
@I_discovered_civilization
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Remember those jackass fake motherfuckers on Road Rules who thought they were better than Theo? Fuck those fake pieces of shits, hopefully they all got aids or cancer and died. Piece of shit type A fake ass narcissists.
@Kaptajn.Batmo365
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
I like water………. Ya know…
Quote: Theo Von may 2020
@Pingpongxi
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
If he was reading a bedtime story. the person would fall asleep and he would still be talking an hour later thinking the person is still up listening
@freeblom
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
bro mayo in an avocado whaaat
@vitocorleone1462
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Ah like small oranges – Theo Von
@ohmywerrrd
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Cuties with smoooothies
@johnwarringraleighdrofwood
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
This was as good of a clip as there ever could be. Goddamnit Theo is so ridiculously funny and likeable
@smollgar
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 am
Gotta get that brule son. GANG
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