we’re not funny.

This is one of the worst sketch I have seen in my life. I want my money back and my time back. And I want a personal apology from Joel and Blake.

B: I mowed my lawn yesterday.
W: You did it yourself?
B: Yup, DIY.
W: I have uh, one of those riding mowers so it makes mowing my lawn like a breeze.
B: That seems convenient.
C: Guys stop this is… None of this is funny.
W: Wait no you were building to something funny weren't you?
B: I thought you were gonna do like a wacky voice?
W: No, no I don't have any wacky voices.
C: Well whatever it is it definitely needs some spice, I-
W: But you have tons of characters, don't you? Like, wha-what was that one guy you have? The, the office guy?
B: Regular office man.
W: Oh yeah he was kinda normal.
B: It's just a different shirt, and then-
W: Well this- you could wear this on casual friday, short sleeve.
B: I wouldn't.
W: Do you have any ideas for like some funny characters?
C: I dont know maybe a… a firefighter?
W: A firefighter?
B: Boring.
W: That's just a guy.
C: Mailman?
W: You're just naming jobs, that's just an occupation, not really a character.
C: I could maybe think of like, a chef?
B: Ah, that's an occupation.
W: Just still jobs, ya know.
C: Well what do you guys think, you guys are the funny guys here, like do you guys have any creative ideas?
W: Oh look! Front page of craigslist, stooge for hire.
B: Ooh, that might be exactly what we need.
C: I think a stooge would be a great addition to this group actually.
W: Last chance for any funny… ideas though?
C: Um… I don't know like, put on shoes?
W: Nope.
B: Regular.
W: Something regular, very normal thing to do.

Next scene, C is sitting too, and S walks in.
S: I heard you boys are looking for a stooge.
W: Haha, okay, yeah!
B: Ok, um, cool.
C: That's us.
W: Ya-you came to the right place.
S: [takes a seat]
W: So you're a stooge!
S: Yeah.
W: You do funny stuff.
S: Yeah, I'm really funny.
W: Do you like- what sorta jokes do you do? Do you have any specializations?
S: I have a large repituar of characters that make people lose their minds, and, they love em and can't stop laughing around me. I'm the funny guy.
W: Can you give us like an elevator pitch of you, who are you?
S: People that work with me say I'm the funniest guy in the room. They never want their money back. And they also say I'm the funniest guy in the universe.
W: In the event that our video had a, punch line, would you be comfortable being the one to do it?
S: Let me at em… I love being the punch line guy.
B: We were doing this lawnmower bit earlier.
S: Sure, lawnmower bit.
W: Say we were talking about mowing the lawn, what would you do?
S: I'd probably say "guys, guys, wait, dont hit me with the lawnmower. Summersault into a face full of mud."
B: Nuh it like it's-
W: Oh no, it's not like a prop, we're not filming us mowing the lawn.
S: No props.
W: We're talking-
B: Dialogue based.
W: It's a dialogue lawnmowing-
B: No props.
S: I'd say, "guys, what if I said, 'hey, wait, wait, don't hit me with that.' Summersault into an even bigger puddle full of mud in my face."
W: You'd say if that happened?
S: In the funniest way possible yeah.
W: And you think that'd get a laugh?
S: Uproarious, it would, make everyone freak out in the audience.
W: Um, so one worry Spencer and I have is like, being the weird guy you do take the brunt of the criticism, is that something you think you could take?
S: I mean it can't be anything worse than what I've said to myself every morning in the mirror.
W: Like say somebody comments "red hair guy can eat dirt."
S: I eat dirt.
B: What if someone like writes a timecode and that that time code is your face, and they write "fuck this guy's mom."
S: They could fuck my mom.
B: …Tha-they're not gonna fuck your mom-
S: They can, if they want, I don't care.
W: Oh yeah, w-what was the idea you had before he came?
C: Yeah so uh, I was saying like uh, putting on shoes would be kinda funny.
S: [Slightly slow fake laugh with knee slap]
W: If you don't mind my saying you seem funny as hell.
S: Any other questions?
B: Okay so if you had to do a punch line right now, what would you do?
S: [Long awkward silence] Sorry guys, I uh… blanked a little bit, couldn't think of something in time.
C: Uhh, was that the punch line?
W: Was that the punch line?
S: Nah I really couldn't think of anything that time. It'll never happen again.
W: I mean I think we'd end it with something better than that for sure.

this is what happens when you work with just any stooge

You could wear this shirt on casual friday

I wouldn't…

This shit is gold idk maybe its cause I am pretty drunk. <— I put a period for correct punctuation (you are welcome always dont thank me EVER[but thank you for trying{I am allowed to thank you}])

Been kinda sitting for a minute doing nothing now after watching this sketch and it just gets funnier and funnier… Well done

the red hair guy eats dirt

“If you don’t mind my saying, you seem funny as hell”

the SNES controller table really pulled this video and the room together

00:22 Is that a costume or are you guys letting the uh… "woke" people in?

I love when I laugh so hard I freak out

????

Hello I'm a youtube commenter. What do you think of my character? Will you hire me?

I was having a conversation with someone at work and she was talking about the bad weather as it had been raining and I said "Yeah I thought I could get away with mowing the lawn at the weekend." and she said "but it rained?" then without even thinking about it I said………

"But it grassed me up."

Stooge life!

Man, watching Joel just fills the room with a certain kind of air to it

Damn, I think I found my dream calling. Look out world, a future stooge has been born.

it was nice of you guys to put up a picture of the stooge on the wall before he got there