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Tryna get into Heaven

Julie Nolke | September 12, 2025



It was more complicated than I anticipated.

Written by Julie Nolke

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  14. @Movieman1885

    September 12, 2025 at 1:11 am

    My Dad recently passed away, I can imagine a very similar scenario playing out for him…just with much less ‘family friendly’ language 😂❤️Thank you Julie, this gave me a very much needed laugh

  26. @jeffryphillipsburns

    September 12, 2025 at 1:11 am

    Unfortunately, this is not an exaggeration. I had an encounter with a (sort-of) receptionist just yesterday that went very like this, but it ended differently (I hung the phone, called back, and got a different receptionist). I don’t know if she was painting her nails as we spoke, but she was equally as stupid and oblivious and at least as officious.

  27. @Fritz_Schlunder

    September 12, 2025 at 1:11 am

    Things do not actually work the way they are portrayed in this video.

    People (with God's help) have to build what equates to "heaven on Earth" first, before they are allowed to interact directly within God's community. People will have the necessary prerequisite understanding, before the relevant time comes.

  36. @starpawsy

    September 12, 2025 at 1:11 am

    So two women died within a short time of each other, and both went to Hell. As they are waiting for Lucifer to let them in, they being talking.
    Woman 1: How did you die?
    Woman 2: My boyfriend threw me into a freezer naked.
    Woman 1: Wow, that sounds weird. How did that happen?
    Woman 2: Well, we were about to make mad passionate love on the kitchen table, when he yelled out, stood up, and threw me in the freezer and slammed the door.
    Woman 1: Bizarre! What happened after that?
    Woman 2: Well, it was freezing cold, of course. Then I felt numb. Then I felt warm. Then I fell asleep and woke up here.
    Woman 1: Wow, what a story!
    Woman 2: How did you die?
    Woman 1:Well, I had a massive heart attack.
    Woman 2:That sounds painful.
    Woman 1: It was.
    Woman 2: Details?
    Woman 1: Well, I knew my boyfriend was cheating on me. I just knew it. So I went home unexpectedly to try to catch him with her. I ran into the kitchen. He was making a sandwich. But I knew that she was there. So I looked under the table, looked behind the door, and then ran up the stairs to the bedroom. That's when I had my heart attack, and died.
    At this point, woman 1 smacks woman 2 across the face.
    Woman 2: Hey! Why'd you do that for?
    Woman 1: Stupid cow! If you had have looked inside the freezer, we'd both still be alive!!

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