(Trump) He LOVES You?? (FULL EPISODE) | Titus Podcast/Armageddon Update
Trump Warned Us About Prices—Then NOTHING. TRUMP made every promise – then nothing but Lie after lie after lie. In this episode of the Titus Podcast, comedians Christopher Titus and Rachel Bradley discusses the current state of affairs, touching on various political news topics in a hilarious way. They highlight the concerns around the economy, including the impact of diesel fuel and oil prices on everyday life. The podcast also features discussions related to Donald Trump and broader politics.
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@Jeremy4ca20
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
a psycho… Ive been called center right,i, but psycho, that's a new one…independent candidates need your support
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Fucking Titus. Nuff said.
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
We can trap our leader using his own lack of intelligence. It's beginning to feel like our fault for allowing a demonstrably stupid person to make important decisions
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
"Watch what we build "
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
You bring comfort to people. If you're not scared, I'm not scared. More importantly, my children can think clearly, without the shadow of fear hanging over them. You deserve to know that you are providing my kids with a sense of security/safety i could not pull off on my own. The girls look to me for guidance. You're are the reason I have anything intelligent to say at all. I've never bought a ticket from you. We've all learned from you. It's obvious that I am indebted to you. I promise not to be butt hurt if I'm not your primary focus if we should someday meet.
@Jeremy4ca20
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I pledge to do a on-partisian recap of the day if elected 🙂
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
My daughters named our puppy Baxter. I can't believe they didn't know that I was going to call him Bastard. I love that Bastard. He even modified one of my tattoos. I recieved a rabies vaccination before the F'n dog.
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
The fact that you are aware of adam mockler is a reason to have hope for our future. The young man has real clanking balls. It's concerning to see him maxing himself out. He's one of our best assets. I've noticed that he is slightly better rested. He's passionate about his morals. He's a very intelligent man. He will probably take your advice as seriously as the gospel. You and Mr. Mockler are exactly what the current establishment fears the most. Thank you. Again, welcome to Wisconsin. We pride ourselves on being an ethical frozen shithole.
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
My personal favorite entertainment is when I use British slang with my normal accent. My best mate appreciates that I'm a cheeky little bugger. Neither of us are smokers. We had good laugh about what it means to "bum a fag".
@MatthewG.Day82
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I am a Canadian, love you, watched your show with my dad who did his best not to be ken, but my mom doesn't have the aim your mom did… Thankfully
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Being "funny " isn't a skill you're going to learn from a class. It's a real slog to sit through someone who thinks they learned how to be funny from a tutorial.
@pretty040193
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I hope you feel welcome in wisconsin. I truly hope you enjoy our finer points. I might not get to see you perform this time, but I'm a long time fan. I know you've seen some shit. State street on Halloween is a spectacle that will provide material. You deserve to be entertained yourself. State street on Halloween night is a fever dream that will inspire you. I'm not looking for anything other than you having a great time here. You should stick to summer. Our winters suck the big one.
@luvenastucker9260
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I hate even hearing his voice. He's destroying our country 😢😢😢😢
@williammoore9862
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
The ballroom is just like the border wall! In my Trump voice “Mexico will pay for the wall.” American taxpayers hit with bill, Mexico paid $0. “The ballroom will be paid for by private donors!” American taxpayers hit with a $1 billion bill!! If you still believe Trump, I got a bridge to sell you !! 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
So, now its going to be 4x the size of the white house?
@ThePainter57
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Never told a single truth in his entire lifetime. Everything about him is FAKE! FYI brilliant people often lack common sense.
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
A no-bid, 13 million dollar contract. 🤣🤣🤣 And the assclown drove on it!
@conchair1
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
You can get anything you want at an American Chinese Restaurant! According to Trump’s Xi soliloquy !
@siyiroancreint
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Where is the highlander?
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I hear Tucka' is wicked fuckin' smawt.
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
And if we weren't such huge ducks Ukraine would have been happy to share their drone technology, that could have saved trillions of dollars. Yeah, why do that?
@MikesOrganicVideos
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
All this time, I thought you were saying “FitBOT”. Oops.
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Engine optional. 😂
@Showtime78xx
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
A BILLION dollars for a ballroom. A BILLION. Started at 150 million, privately funded. Now its a f*cking BILLION dollars on our tab. Again. And now we're going to pay the insurrectionists too!
@Underconsumptioncore
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Tax the rich. They use our emergency services just like we do. They use that shit for free.
@ubercaulking3656
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Luv the show . One with a pretty face should not cover their eye's with a Cap, that's a Yogyism??. It just seems a little shady(lol). No offence remember, the eye's are the window to the soul… just say'in. Funny stuff for the opening rant.
@larrygirup8953
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
This is how the movie idiocracy starts
@deborahrobinson6553
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
And he's having a prayer group on the Washington Mall.
@MikesOrganicVideos
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
When organic grass fed ground beef 80/20 was on sale for 30% off a couple of months ago, I bought 5 pounds and put four in the freezer and one in the fridge. Thawed out a pound a few days ago and had made 2/4 pound cheeseburgers last night. Could I have two more Saturday night. It’s the way to go with this awful economy. Don’t buy crap, but buy things when they’re on sale.
@Winterman73
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
And at last check China had the largest Air Force in the world. Stealth is amazing, but if you put enough fighters in the air….
@ronmedenwaldt
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Hey I got and idea. Let's have graduation ceremonies during tornado season in Oklahoma.
My bad, I forgot that ed rank again!
@Jeff-Jefftopherson
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Everyone knows. Democrats are with Trump. They have betrayed the constitution. Politicians are the problem
@GLeeHayes-wl8nr
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Blue Shield? What no Cross anymore?!? Wow must be a California Correct thing! ;p
@anthonydagostino3797
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
You know Trump is lying when the 💩 coming out of his mouth, makes no sense!
@rigoarauz2237
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Thanks I really love the show, I’m donating not because I have money which I don’t but because every time I watch the show you’re saying everything I see and for me to see this happens to this beautiful country is just crazy, I used to have a good job until this super smart guy got to the presidency and everything turned out side down in my life, and believe me I’m very though having a lot of financial difficulties since the smart guy is in power I keep fitting to get a decent job, but no here I’m homeless, with a part time job that is taking all my patient and actually I don’t know what else to do, what I’m trying to say is thank you for your show a least is giving me some hope
@larrygirup8953
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Roughly a hundred and fifty thousand people.Joined the job market every month.So if you're below that that's negative
@radfem2010
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Thanks for your comments on the LA and CA"s elections. You put the nail on the head of my distrust with Steyer. Why do "progressive" white people go to rich white guys (millionaires or billionaires) for leadership? Love your podcasts. I'm a family caregiver who can't work and have not very much in savings so I can't bulk up for the apocalypse. I do have a ton of dried soup.
@erikjacobs6901
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Does anyone else think that ice, who's funding is more then some departments in our military… .more then our marines …. they are the first faze , he's making a little army to use when he calls Marshall Law amd trys to take over the government as a dictator.
Just saying …. I wouldn't put this past him ….
@johnmesser3278
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Can we at least get Ken on as a guest?
@jasonbrown3632
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I've got some some SIGNIFICANT issues with your ranking. Let's count the ways: 1. Aliens and Preditor have to be lifted AT LEAST 1 level. Both are at the ultimate form of violent aliens. One is a hunter and the other is an animal. But with Alien come to find out the xynomorph was a genetically manipulated from a humanoid alien, and it's also hinted on the humanoid is an ancestor to the human race. With Preditor this is a creature that acts like our ancestors, by using humans to their own benefits. 2. Gebs need to be dropped at least 2 levels. He is a caricature no different then some of our criminal caricatures, just with regeneration. Which is a medical procedure we're just years away from perfecting and putting into common use. But the movie series over all should bump it up at least 1 maybe 2 levels just for all the versions of aliens. The little ant creatures that are best friends with J and M, the blobs, the slugs, etc. 3. E.T. has to be dropped at least 1 level. This is just another alien, even if it was plant life, with technology you would expect from a creature a century or 2 ahead in technology. 4. And the BIGGEST fo pa. ET of the 3rd Kind. This should be at least an S. OK the Greys are a common trope, but this should be simular to how we could expect a friendly alien contact. These aliens have been visiting and studying us since near the end of WW2 (the lost flight). We could expect them to know significant more about us then we know about them. It should be expect that the alien would give us some type of challenge to insure we've progressed far enough to make first contact. Even Star Trek with first contact with the Valcons, or the Contact movies there was some type of challenge we had to pass and did before we finally met them. I'd disagree with more of them for different reasons but these 6 are my BIGGEST issues
@erikjacobs6901
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
That's 60 million!!! How can I do a scam like that
Fuck you could retire off just 5 % of that
@brendoncummins2762
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
I knew a guy who truly believed that guns were a constitutional right, whereas air, water, food, and heathcare were not.
@freethinker4991
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
The reason Trump needs to give the Military the additional 500 billion is that all the USA allies are cancelling their military purchases because the USA has become Putin's lapdog.
@CH3NO2Semonious
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
The Blown 572 in my Chevelle insists on VP Racing 110 Octane Fuel at $13.00 a gallon. But if I'm light on the pedal it can get 9 mpg. But I was paying $12.00 a gallon two years ago. I'm shopping for an E bike.
@justinacolonel6925
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Republicans are the party of retribution intimidation and misinformation. Liar liar trumps pants be on fire 🔥
@pinealgasm
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
you're just now realizing to not blame the victims? did you really think homelessness is the fault of each homeless person? why does the system never get blamed for its failure? why is the system always so faultless? if chump gets credited with anything in a historic sense, it should be shifting society's perspective that the vulnerable & marginalized are the victims & why no president could do that before him is beyond absurd. you're all two scam calls away from losing your comforts & being homeless & what are you gonna do, blame yourself? for being dumb enough to get scammed? when do we outgrow this?
@davidpaulmoore5146
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
17:42 LMAO I just realized Hegseth renamed it the DOW. Damn it’s been a decade in two years…
@gamepapa1211
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
"Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans' financial situations. I don't think about anybody." – Trump, May 2026. Graft that into concrete.
@silverthorngoodtree5533
May 16, 2026 at 7:17 am
Wash. Monument issue is FAR worse. All the koi, that came with the cherry tree's so long ago, dead. They cracked the superstructure. In such a way, then ENTIRE thing needs to be torn out and recast. . . . Are we great yet?