Theo Finds Out Riley Has Never Masturbated / Golden Oreo
Excerpt from Red Rover | TPW w/ @TheoVon 352
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@MarioOliveira-p5q
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
He's keeping it as a pet like fish tank. Do you think that they built a society down there and gave each other names? Freddy Fishtale is the president, Sally Semen is in charge of the Y party. Does he get sonograms of the semen and send the pictures to his friends and relatives? One day he's going to come out of the bathroom crying. "FREDDY NOOOOO! I'M SORRY FREDDY." It's like Horton hears a who.
@akaaccount
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Well come on now
@tony71329
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
1:41 so he was just born with erectile dysfunction😢
@AzeTunez
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
“Skeet” 😂
@potatoes1000
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
LMAO
@nategoss34
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Who’s here after Riley announced he’s having a baby 😂
@leonarayan6960
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
I am so happy and proud of you
@ajunlimited
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Theo sounds proud and disappointed at the same time.
@Idpreferknott
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
“Baby’s breath inside of your nuts” what the fuck 😂
@bluem30man81
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Don’t trust this man
@Mycreator802
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
That’s not healthy not having an erection is concerning. Cuz even when you fall asleep it comes up regardless and there’s nothing you can do it about it. Either he has super low test or he’s lying.
@josephmartelli9010
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Iron deficiency 😂
@raedabed3834
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Yea yea sure…..he never ever did it….well ma y because his junk doesn't work…. that's the only explanation……
@Apex-legend468
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
This guy only needs himself to reproduce. (Asexual)
@KingDong-v4u
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Golden Oreo is LYING!
@HopefulSardines-ql8st
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Sometimes being a looser by your own hand can teach you alot. It's nice not to wake up dirty or hurt myself.
@bouncybarney2849
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
congrats riley 🎉🎉🎉
@IsItJacobFr
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
“I almost wanna be there when it happens,” 😂😂😂
@odinseye-y8k
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
This guy is capping. He would be a spiritual warrior if this were true, but he's dead in the spirit.
@andydiaz6384
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Dude lmao. “I almost wanna be there when it happens” fuckin cracked up
@notprosperBEATS
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
1:18
@worldoadobe
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
So this guy is the opposite of a wanker
@aliciaz6040
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
So jealous of this kid lol
@chrisglass1905
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
He's lying about not doing it or not getting a wet dream. Medically, unless something is massively wrong, you can't have neither.
@chrisglass1905
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
He also says he's never had a wet dream. Sorry, but as a human male, your system has to ejaculate either through your cause or on its own in the middle of the night. He's either very medically unhealthy or lying.
@Clithero
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
The Unjackable Riley Mao
@senseiseanobi2081
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
5 seconds in and I’m already feeling like this guy is full of shit
@Sandwichism
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
Its crazy that Theo just believes him lol
@xaspect._x
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 am
There are real people in the world who actually never masterbated
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