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The Weird “Ancient Aliens” Game

gabi belle | October 6, 2025



the ancient aliens game is a disaster

where are you, and im so sorry, i cannot sleep i cannot dream tonight, i need somebody and always……. this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time and as i stared i counted….. webs from all the spiders, catching things and eating their insides, like indecision to call yewwww and hear your voice of treason will u come home and stop this pain tonight???? stop this pain toni-DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME Y OUR’E ALREADY THE VOICEINSIDEMYHEAD (i miss you i miss you) (the rest of the song)

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00:00 ancient aliens game
05:00 how many times can i say “unfortunately” in this video
8:00 giorgio
10:00 these are not real chapters lmao gotchuuuu
15:00 subscribe please whatever

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Written by gabi belle

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  1. @tzvikrasner6073

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    I played this game on Facebook, and there was actually a "DLC" that added a new time travel mechanic to an alternate timeline where the pyramid exploded and wiped out Egypt. You collected a new resource that could only be created from a nuclear explosion, which got the aliens suspicious, and the alt-timeline character that's added with the expansion starts romancing the priestess. That's as far as I got before I no longer gave a damn.

  2. @Morgantist

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    I was in Walmart and in the games section the computer games only had those games that older people buy. Slots, cards, and Ancient Aliens since they all use cd games haha

  3. @theforevermachine

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    The first ancient aliens special was thought provoking, well produced, and just an all around excellent piece of media showcasing an alternate history theory for humanity’s origins.

    Now it’s just injected and shoehorned into everything to the point that it’s nauseating. 😂😂

  4. @megamage911

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    Wait… Isn't this game just the plot of Assassin's Creed? But instead of an old fight between the assassin's and templars, it's just about finding out if there were aliens?

  5. @heathenwizard

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    It’s worth noting there is a spelling mistake in the game: you are supposed to teach the people the basic “TENETS” (I.e. principles) of farming, but instead you teach them the basic “TENANTS” (I.e. people who reside in a particular building and pay rent) of farming.

    This stupid game can’t even spell shit correctly.

  6. @Hannahgs

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    I wonder if he genuinely believes humans cannot be come up with literally anything on our own or if they have just run so thin on things to say aliens did that they have to literally have done everything to make more episodes

  7. @Asheslit

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    Gold has been valued for a couple different reasons. It’s an incredibly soft and malleable metal, and it’s rare enough to where there’s not too much, but not too little for it to be able to dominate the economy

  8. @Manigeitora

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    3:55 – Come on Gabi, obviously the aliens don't speak English. The clear answer is that the aliens have perfected automated universal translation technology. Or they've transcended language and are beaming the thoughts directly into your brain.

  9. @vamoooshka

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    lmao my mom played this game till completion on her phone, got distraught when they removed it from the store, and bought it on steam. I think she's fully completed the game three times now?

  10. @LorNi035

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    Aaa I'm sorry I can't stop myself from saying it the name "Giorgio" is pronounced "JOrjo" both i's are silent and they just tell you to use a "soft" g

  11. @Nooala

    October 6, 2025 at 10:02 am

    What if Cataclysmic events are a alien pyramid schemes, and "our" aliens have their own aliens telling them to mine gold, and there is a whole downline of lesser and lesser aliens. That is why they built pyramids, yada yada…

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