The Onion Reviews ‘La La Land’

music and sound! amazing! That trick is sure to be repeated!

I disagree. The addition of music clearly just courted mainstream appeal. Why does everything have to be reduced to the lowest common denominator?

You, my man, are a lunatic.

God damn La La Land looks 100x worse than I imagined. Peter K. Rosenthal by contrast, still a DILF.

This is what musicals are to deaf people.

And here I was thinking of vizipop's Hellofaboss Lu Lu Land

Manchester by the Sea was the worst musical I have ever seen!

This reminds me of the time I read ‘Jackass: The Novel’

you know what……Manchester by the Sea with music is not half bad.

I prefer the first La Land

This reminds me of the original cut of John Wick which had the gentle sound of a zither instead of the sound of gunfire. A poor attempt by the studio to create a PG-rated confection, John Wick himself spent three weeks carefully editing in the proper gunfire sound effects.

The opening of Steve Martin's 'L.A. Story' can't be beat.

As somebody who can often be seen writhing in the tangible pain in movie theaters when audible diarrhea seeps from the loud speakers, I quite enjoyed the test screening. Guess no one cares about those of us who were fond of the silent movie era. Oh but let’s continue to pander to the various bow wearers. Psssh

the onion will always be loved for its ruthlessness

Music in Manchester by the sea would have made the movie better