The Onion Reviews ‘Ghostbusters’

Well said, Inquisitor Rosenthal

Supernatural (2005 – 2020)

That pause at the end of the review seems like it was intended for me! He saw right into my wicked soul and was describing my afterlife.

All the evil spirits were in hell in this reboot 🐕💩

Peter is a MF fool 😂

Making fun of God, huh? I didn't think this movie could get worse, but everywhere you look now is a Grabbler making fun of God…. awesome. Is there anywhere on the internet free of these hideous, money obsessesed, babydick sucking demons?

The greatest review ever

Is it me or is the left cauldron at 2;17 labeled 'Fed-Ex'? Perhaps souls trapped here are destined to be misdelivered, mistreated or left in limbo while a 'could not deliver notice' is left at the pearly gates as St.Peter goes on a piss break?

I haven't seen this remake but I can tell its complete dogshit just from the stills.

This might be his best review ever! Until he reminded me about how my sex life should be when he reviewed Fifty shades. Thank you Mr. Rosenthal.

This dude is nuckin futs!

I think this version of Ghostbusters strayed too far from the original scripture. If God had wanted an all-female cast, she would have written it that way.

Yes if you take a good 80s film replace the male cast with women and the women cast with men you get big money's

Does he EVER review the actual movie?

well then i guess it is art

I am very high and this makes perfect sense.

This review is as boring as the movie

Wait a minute. I thought the Ghostbusters reboot was god's retribution for the sins of mankind. I mean, surely even an eternity in hell can't be worse that sitting through this movie, right?

More Hot Take than Review?

This is the only critic I trust.

I think Peter Rosenthal missed the point of this movie. The sinners are present on Earth, so that can only mean that we are in Hell right now.

That was haunting XD

“…But he loves you.”
-George Carlin

“Titular?” You said tit.
That’s a sin.