The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen
FOLKS! A ton of you guys have told me to make a video about the movie “Dancing Ninja”, and I don’t want anybody to be mad at me so I did it! It is by far the most confusing movie I have ever seen, and I had to rewatch it 3 times to understand it…and I still don’t! Come along as we take a closer look at the weird mess of a film that is….Dancing Ninja.
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@MARYWTHER
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Um, am I crazy or is it the Kung Fu Panda plot, but replace the sex with food?
@annoyingkid48
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
18:49 The animated dad looks as much like David Hasslehoff as it does the hockey puck guy
@SupaidaFan
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
14:56 damn now he’s gonna become the best ninja ever. Or something because their probably gonna have sex
@Jay22222
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Wait up, I know this boy band:
“All Facing The Same Direction.”
And rat tails are lawnmower pull start for dickheads.
@vvirtualecho6938
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
9:52 this is a great clip knowing he owns one now
@uts4448
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
whenever the sensei shows up on the screen, all I see is Khotun Khan. In the game (Ghost of Tsushima) he was with the Mongols conquering Japan, but here, he joined the other side lol.
@jacobl.-herault857
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
This is 6 years old and someone probably said it but the guy spinning in the metal ring at 4:40 is actually doing a legit exercise for balance and core strength, to control the hoop and where you move with t require a LOT of skill although it does look funny 😂
@l0k11ag0
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Sleeveless hoodies are good if you’re layering and it’s cold out 👍🏻
@RandomAticsJR
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
So we're still doing the whole White Savior thing?
@cyberrick130
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
I thought that birth mark was just BBQ sauce…
@FrancoScotian
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
1. Lucas Grabeel did this movie TWO YEARS after high school musical THREE came out.
2. the fact that Kurtis didn’t ONCE use the audio/clip of the blonde lady singing “i want to be ninja” still bothers me 6 years later.
@austinfuller8323
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Can somebody explain to my Millennial ass what a "Property Guy" is and why thats a thing at all and what am i missing here 😂
@Rick_Lenniel
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
this was so cringe
@charlesbradshaw5183
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
This movie is like the definition of orientalism
@its_chitra_here
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
seventh grade kurtis definitely had a chance
@duckwithbread07
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
9:22 OML It JUST clicked that that's the guy from Glee 😂
@riksha17
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
sabo more like "saw boob"
@valolafson6035
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
I think Kurtis just needed some dimes.
@lordbearbonez
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
what's khotun khan doing here???? does Jin know about this??? does Lord Shimura???
@maureengillis2708
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
I thought David Hasselhof would be Ryan's dad because they both have rat tails.
@IREALLYLIKEFUTUREVE
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
3:50 JUMPSCARE
@Loomius
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Damn Ryan took the dancing to another level
@katieveggie11
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Dude a revisit of this movie would be amazing
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Every time i watch this i forget about the rat tail, wtf man
@acloneofmyself
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
my ongoing theory is that the mc is called icky because of his icky rattail
@enzosigning5043
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
ngl i do love ryan’s rat tail😍😛
@ellingbj1
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
I have a birth mark that looks exactly like a tiny shark bite.. ig I’m a shark victim
@deemorris1976
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
BECAUSE I'M AUTISTIC AND LIKE TO BE WARM BUT DON'T LIKE THINGS TOUCHING MY ARMS OKAY????? /lh /ns
@magic9887
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
seventh grade kurtis definitely had a chance
@stitchb12
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
its so weird watching high school musical, where ryan is a very obviously gay character and then seeing this
@stitchb12
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
6:56 we all know that song was NEVER about dancing in the first place
@Scoofnie
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
You gotta do a throwback and sport a rat tail for a video.
@sesinna132
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
seventh grade kurtis definitely had a chance
@_g0r3c0r3
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
3:54 too late, "the idol" already exists
@georgemichailidis139
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Their special powers work like in Highschool DXD
@MeaganLopiccolo03
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Isn't that Ken from Glee
@COPPERHEAD-nl8oi
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
🤣🤣🤣
You can take Ryan out of HSM, but can't take HSM out of Ryan should be pretty obvious. They foretold it!
"High school musical!
Who says we have to let it go, it's the best part we've ever known
Step into the future, but hold onto
High school musical"
🤣🤣🤣
@COPPERHEAD-nl8oi
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Yes, Ryan sang in the song I Don't Dance — BUT he was the one saying lyrics against Corbin, like: I KNOW YOU CAN.
He was the one convincing the main singer he CAN dance, lol.
@Mayra-j228
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Kymmis dad 🤣🤣
@_sickbug
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
4:42 lego ninjago
@eddykidplayzyt
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Imagine if Ryan got a low taper fade
@RobotHottdog
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
remember when he said he could never stop ?
@Juuzousuzuyalover
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Maybe the point of this movie I guess this is so kid gone from. Can’t dancing to literally have like superpowers like it’s a plot twist basically not knowing what the scroll is and why the man got stretched or something. Basically it’s going from like you’re just a baby with a baguette too like this kid was superpowers that nobody know in the movie I guess like gambling is also bad like them Main difference is like I guess or like they were teaching you not to gamble I guess because gambling is bad in a few gamble basically you have a gambling addiction. It’s almost like the lottery basically like you just wanna gamble a lot. It’s like these like mafia people who like to gamble until they lose all their chips meaning like coinsin poker or like teaching you like you can be whatever you want to be if you dream of it Barbie reference
@Juuzousuzuyalover
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Is it like ninja training or like being coming a ninja is like dancing but like a different form of fighting basically
@Juuzousuzuyalover
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
Fun fact that that David Hasselhoff face was in South Park stick of truth where the main character can do plastic surgery to look like David Hasselhoff that was just a fun fact
@f8y111
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 pm
You only knew Ikki as Ryan, but I only knew Sabu as Coach Tanaka
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