The Invention of coffee
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
@j.Rod1000
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
"GET ME ANOTHER CUP!" 😂🤣
@enkephalin07
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Maybe coffee just isn't for you, Julie.
@keith20thSOS
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Coffee WASN'T "Invented", It Was Found Just As Tea, Cocoa and Animal Milks Were!! In CanaDUH, I Assume That They Milk And Drink Beaver Milk.
@DavidODonovan-rj3si
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Heroine was once sold (over a hundred years ago) as a "non-addictive cough syrup".
@bretthoffman2128
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Thank You Julie.
I like clock girl
Coffee girl
Chairwoman girl and the other girl.
@MrTigerlilly68
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Please come to Europe, we loves Canada❤
@EricFeldmann
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
try the first person to invent …cheese or beer or shoes
@BlackRainbow667
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
"I'm watching an American sketch" … she's from Canada … "Dude! That's why she seems to be like a normal person!"
@jakes3059
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
This was amazing! So funny!
@morgansmith1930
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
This is why we drink coffee in groups.
@kevind369
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Love me some of that drink
@2ndHandReview
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
I'm stating to wonder if you might be schizophrenic.
@authoremilyjosephine
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
#1: It's interesting that all of those biz women are pregnant at the same time.
#2: I knew there was a reason I didn't drink coffee.
@boyeatsworld-vr9ci
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Is she drinking coffee or crack? Coffee doesn't do anything she described
@rivetingglance
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Sounds like everyday here in Amerika with the Mango Mussolini. Horrifying!
@berlynhale2962
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Celsius does all the same things to you without the acid reflux and tummy ache . (You poop within 10 minutes if that’s what you’d like )
@chrisbovington9607
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
What kind of "coffee" have you been drinking? 🤨 Is it full of additives by any chance?
@hirudinaria
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
I'm I the only one who thinks this is a Ryan George video?? 😂😂
@josefdubisar5115
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
You so funny after 3 coffees 🙂
@wayneshingler9664
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Huh? I've never known anyone who got scared from drinking coffee. I've never even heard of that.
@honestgoat
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Employee 3: "Oh yeah. Also. When you havent had some for a while you become like super irritable and all you can think about is getting more."
Boss: "You mean like its addictive or something."
Employee 3: "Well, yeah, probably. YOU couldn't stop drinking it."
Boss: "Wow. So we could like sell a tonne of this stuff and no matter what happens everyone will just want to keep buying it."
Employee 3: "Well, yeah. I mean, I guess that could be good for sales. But wouldn't that be evi…"
Boss: "Wow. How are you so much better at this then these idiots here?"
Employee 1: "Hey!"
Empoyee 2: [Distracted by something on her phone]
Boss: "Oh I see looking at your file that you used to be a consultant for Big Pharma."
Employee 3: "Yeah, but I wasn't really comfortable with their business practices. Every good idea I had they kept turning into something addictive and poisonous. They were kinda evi…"
Boss: "Oh. So that's why you came to work for us here at Big Food Corporation."
Employee 3: "Yeah. I was looking to help make products that aren't poison."
Boss: "Right, right…"
Employee 3: "So surely we shouldn't make something that is probably bad for you also addictive."
Boss: "Oh my god. You just keep coming up with gold. Food and drink being addictive. That way people will keep buying it and eventually get sick from it as well."
Employee 2: "Wait. Isn't that like, super evi…"
Boss: "This is amazing!"
Employee 3: "But wouldn't that just make everyone sick and burden the healthcare system?"
Boss: "Oh my god. You've done it again. We should buy shares in health care companies and health insurance. That way we can make billions off of making people sick, then we can also make billions when they go to the doctor."
Employee 1: "What have you done?"
Employee 3: "I don't know. I didn't mean to."
Employee 2: [Disapprovingly shakes head at Employee 3]
Boss: "Ok, so I just got off the phone with the board. Congratulations. You now work for Big Tobacco."
Employee 1 & 2: "Awww man."
Employee 3: "How does this keep happening."
@stoatystoat174
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Coffee – 'I miss proper fun drugs because "adult now" juice'
@francescademaio2639
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
Hahahhahaha how do you come up with this staff???
@danieldougan269
March 30, 2026 at 5:01 am
I feel terrified if I DON'T have coffee. The people around me should too.
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