The Guy Responsible for Serving Sizes
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@mfmadprops
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Haver = Tenedor (spanish) ——- Tenedor = Fork ———- Joel is a fork? haha
@Grublub
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Ok, jokes aside, you GOTTA commend this guy for eating two whole ass pop tarts. That’s like 100x his mass
@paulsaulpaul
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
The serving size is a unit of consumption so that the numbers are nice and round and easily worked with for any recipe. You're not supposed to each just one serving in most cases. You might just use one serving of butter on a muffin, though. But you might eat four 1/4 cup servings of rice for a meal. The numbers are setup to be more versatile. It's easier to multiply small servings than it is to divide the nutrition information for a big serving. Mainly comes into play when you're planning your meal and calculating your total calorie intake and your macros.
Of if you have a can of Pringles, you simply multiply the calories per serving by the total number of servings in the can. Because you won't be able to stop once you pop the top. And then you can put the lid back on the empty can and shoot the lid across the room with a satisfying popping noise. Fun for cats.
@SureBuddy
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I guess there's only half a cup of love, huh Terry T-T
@miikavihersaari3104
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
This is Terryble 😢
@DennisHolste-s7o
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
One day he'll be big.
@Ethan-yt1gy
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I just ate a whole sleeve of rits crackers, reminded me of this video
@phreeesubz
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
*Yesss a Joel Haver video i havent seen yet?? how is this even possible?
This was so funny!
@XxRigby
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Terry is honestly making the serving sizes massive if you look at it from his size perspective
@anyoneuno8452
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Im glad we can all agree one sleeve of ritz crackers is the proper amount
@JStringman
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
“You can’t even make .. 3 sandwiches with 5 Ritz crackers!” Holy that’s gold
@fightington
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Apparently TicTacs are labelled as "0 grams sugar" because can exploit margin of error allowances by only containing .49 grams of the stuff. WTF. Margin's of error mean something else when factors include !!!sugar and diabetes!! what the actual f. How many of these diabetes stricken citizens, (DSCs), are poppin Ts like they all good then rolling into the ER?!
@popstarprincess123
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Terry is the best
Love for Terry
@JoeMcSpirit
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
A serving size isn't a daily recommendation of how much to consume, it's the average amount someone would consume in one sitting; the consumer can use the nutritional information provided to make a more informed decision.
M&S also sell that same orange juice in a 350ml bottle and the 1L bottle you've got there is intended for more than one person.
@ThePsycho789
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Lmao then he squished him 😂
@StayKindUnwind
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
This was a lot funnier then it had any business being. Holy shit guy
@mnmnrt
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
can't imagine why you're obese!
@sunni.potatoes5959
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I keep getting that amazon ad with the singing janitor, and I think of this video every time.
@Mario-zo1uj
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Sorry about my inappropriate comment.
@SapkaliAkif
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I thought it was a bit. Ritz crackers are really 5 per serving. Y'all should join the rest of the world at 100 grams standard.
@N-U-L-L-LINK
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Thank goodness you’re here.
@koboldcatgirl
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I can't believe they cut the bit where he puts Terry under a cup and slides a paper underneath the cup to carry him outside
@samdelucia5074
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
tell me about the rabbits, george.
@MX3rules
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
You know what fine, let Terry keep his job I can use math to calculate my own serving sizes
@mauricegarvey4631
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Ohhh, they're all the same guy
@rockerchickomg30
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
It’s literally been years and I’m still returning to this one to show any poor bastard around
@dudespikey
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
The real reason they do this, is to make it seem like there's less sugar then there really is to the stupid person who doesn't check the "per 100g" or "per oz" or whatever
@yurisei6732
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
How big is a cup? A cup sounds like a very reasonable measurement size for icecream to me, that's got to be 300ml easily.
@hectors.graciano8706
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
DANIEL JOHNSTON 2:14
@gtc1554
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
“You cant even make 3 ritz sandwiches w 5 crackers” that hit me
@Ensrick
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I was furious about the Ritz Crackers serving sizes and demanded to to talk to the FDAs top serving sizes guy. When Terry came out, I couldn't be mad though, and I told him it was just a misunderstanding.
@gunnaryoung
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
No, please! Just make him your secretary or something! Anything! Just don't fire him!
@christophermccutcheon2143
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
What gets me is the other way around too where a product weighs like 15g but they give you nutritional information for 100g, and it's like "fuck i just wanted to check what I'm eating, not do math".
It's fine when it's multiples of 5 and 10, but then you buy a 29g protein bar which tells you 100g of said protein bar is 73% of your daily protein, suddenly you need Pythagoras or some shit.
@christophermccutcheon2143
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
You ever tried eating actual serving sizes? Bowl of cereal is like 3 spoonfuls
@hananas2
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
That explains why a serving of paprika peanuts is 30g and not half the bag (100g)
@chadd990
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Is it considered cannibalism if you eat someone as small as Terry? Asking for a snack … I mean, for a friend.
@simonl4523
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
No acknowledgement of Brian Regan’s routine on serving sizes? With his own reference to eating ‘by the sleeve’?
@pofdsjoijsodfjsoidf
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
My reaction as a user of the international system of units: 1:57
@BattyBest
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
People keep saying that Terry actually eats too much for his size, but no, smaller creatures tend to also have way faster metabolism. Some small critters eat more than twice their body size daily.
@keiichi8191
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
"Hey, what amount of ice cream do you typically eat in one sitting?"
"I dunno, like 3 spoonfuls," said no one ever.
@DefaultYoutubeHandle
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
joel could grow an awesome beard this whole time but settles for the mustache cus he humble like that lol
@teketourney5774
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I watch this like every year
@Channel9Productions
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I was watching the Joker 2 trailer then heard 'What The World Needs Is Love' start to play and for the rest of the trailer all I could think of was this little man
@boxboxerson991
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
If you had a tiny clone of Joel would you torture it?
@fishyfish1917
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
this is one of my favorite joel films of all time
@danitho
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Terry heard them! He knew he was on the chopping block. That's why he started singing. 😂
@cokebottles6919
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
Terry was just riding on his little man privilege… had to go
@xionix4
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 am
I'll take 14 servings of peanut butter on my sandwich, please.
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